Well, I'm going to go out on a limb here.

My love life has been nothing but crap since I started.

Interesting: I was once dumped on Valentine's Day, and she sent me an elaborate anime picture she drew, along with a poem about how much she hated the relationship, and me, and everything.

But my last experience was definitely the worst. I was holding it in until now, but I really don't see any point in it anymore. I've been depressed since it happened. I need to find love somewhere; anywhere.

Here is the experience, transcribed from a conversation I had with MoS a while ago (edited for swear words, and legibility):

JAZON: I think the worst part about the breakup was that, after everything was said and done she, being a pretty excellent liar, told all her friends I was some horrible abusive rapist type person, and she is currently loved throughout all cyberspace and thought to be a genuine, honest person (and a tremendous "victim")
MoS: And none of 'em knew you?
JAZON: only one, who believed everything Erin said about me
JAZON: And is something of a liar, too
JAZON: Let'sss...seee....she guilt-tripped me for complaining to her that my parents called me worthless and a failure all the time, saying "Shut up at least your parents are still together" because, you know, having parents who tell you you're an idiot and worthless is worlds better than having one parent who loves you
JAZON: Another great thing about divorced parents: most of them don't fight and argue constantly, and only ONE of them can come down on you and call you a little s**t at a time.
JAZON: Anyways, she played the "I'm a poor girl from the wrong side of town with a single mother, woe is me" card, and I'm sorry to say that because of her, I have no pity to anyone in her socioeconomic situation
JAZON: She said, "I can't pay the phone bill, we're too poor," So I sent her $40 to help her foot the bill. I learned later that her job pays better than mine, that she DID have the money, and that she went and shopped for Anime DVDs every weekend with her friends. *shudders* my $40 of sympathy went to buying .Hack.
JAZON: I found out 3 months into our relationship that she was still dating her real boyfriend
JAZON: I asked her to make a decision-- not to break up with him, but just to make a decision
JAZON: She told me she broke up with him and chose me, I was elated
JAZON: Um, 2 months later, she confesses (after I pretty much corner her) that she's still with him
JAZON: And then-- get this-- chews ME out for not trusting her enough
JAZON: So she tells me she's broken it off with him, and this time it's true because I met him later and he told me about how she'd lied to HIM
JAZON: Me, being a little pushover, totally overlooked the whole thing and accepted my chewing-out because I was in love with her (still am, in some ways, but mostly just who I thougth she was)
JAZON: Well, I traveled to Wisconsin to visit her, and we fooled around and made out and kissed and it was one of the best times of my life
JAZON: A week later, I've got a UTI, and I asked her to get checked for STDs, because she had told me her father had raped her, so I figured he might've given her something (also because I thought that she was a virgin, aside from this, when in reality she had given her REAL boyfriend sexual favors just two weeks before I came to visit her)
JAZON: And when I say "I've got a UTI" I mean I was at work with diarrhea and nearly passing out under the lights and barely able to stand up straight
JAZON: Not to mention the whole "strange discharge" symptom.
JAZON: Well, I've got this little short-lived disease, but because of the symptoms it might've also been Gonorrhea or some awful thing, I forget, so I ask her to get checked. What does she say? "Oh my god, of course I will!" Weeks later, nothing. "Oh, I'll do it later." The final result? "How could you ask me to get checked for STDs??? You made me feel like...like something DIRTY!!"
JAZON: So I'm bawling and feeling like a horrid villain for DARING to suggest that she might've given me the STD I'm CURRENTLY SUFFERING FROM
JAZON: Not that I'd ever made out with ANYONE before in my life; JUST HER...but STILL. THE NERVE.
JAZON: It was pretty much then that she admitted, "Oh, my dad never raped me, he was just kind of a jerk and then walked out on the family"
JAZON: I still can't believe that my only thoughts on it then were, "Gee I'm glad she wasn't raped"
JAZON: I was in love. Stupidly, madly in love.
JAZON: Well, she avoided me for 3 weeks, and I kept trying to get ahold of her because I was scheduled to work 6 days in a row and was really losing it
JAZON: She only took my calls or unblocked me when she felt like talking to me
JAZON: Turns out that, around this time, she had acquired a "f**k buddy", as she called him, because I wasn't enough for her
JAZON: Did I mention I was online every night at 11pm, after I was supposed to be asleep, for nearly 8 months, waiting for her? And in this last month, she showed up about 1/3 of the time
JAZON: Saying her mom wouldn't let her on, then later admitting she was avoiding me, and when I asked why, I didn't get an answer
JAZON: So, totally freaked out because this is the girl I wanted to spend me LIFE with, I mean, marriage, kids, family, buried together
JAZON: I finally asked her, "What can I do? What do you want? I want to fix everything that's wrong"
JAZON: So she basically turns on me and says, "Everything in this relationship is horrible, I hate everything about it, I hate you, this is the most miserable relationship I've ever been in,"
JAZON: A little stunned, I told her, "You said everything was fine. You disappear for 3 weeks, I ask what's wrong, suddenly it's not?" And she says, "Yeah, I lied about everything being fine, because I thought it would hurt you if I told you the truth" <-- classic b**ch maneuver, btw.
JAZON: I mentioned that it was her fault she never told the truth, and thusly her fault I kept doing whatever I was doing that made her "so miserable", and she basically said I had abused her into subserviance, at which point I swear I was bleeding question marks
JAZON: So basically it went like this-- Me: Everything ok? Her: Yes! More of it! Me: Ok *more* Her: OMG EVERYTHING SUCKS.
JAZON: Ummm....long story short, one night, she said, "This is the real me" and listed all the things I had forgotten or never knew about her, things she suppressed for the relationship "to make me happy" and such, and you know what I said? "I love the real you. I am so glad you finally told me all of this, now we can live free of this festering hatred that grows under the surface,"
JAZON: Next day? DUMP'D!!!
JAZON: So I'm jumping around tearing my hair out, going "What the f**k did I do wrong here?? It looks like I totally did the right thing," so of course I can't get it through my head (being totally, I mean totally blinded by love) that she is the villain
JAZON: Anyhoo, I called her and cried my eyes out and she said "don't worry, we'll always be friends, I promise you". Oh-ho. That was a hum-dinger. She also said, "I still talk to my other ex every day" (he later informed me that he hadn't spoken to her since, like, the time she dumped him a few months ago)
JAZON: And thus pretty much ended my relationship.
JAZON: I got so depressed I stopped dressing like a goth.
JAZON: Cried every day for 3 months, and every few days for 2 more months, and then was just depressed for a long, long time.
JAZON: which brings us to now-- a full year later, almost to the day
JAZON: The End.