The Corrupt Your Wish Game

[Safila]

Granted, but you always come last cause you get the brake and accelerator mixed up all the time.

I wish I had the hugest room as my bedroom

[Revo]

Granted, but the actual bed is so small that you can't sleep on it.

I wish there was a god.

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

^ Granted, but he allows poverty, racial hatred, murder, rape, religious violence, child abuse and The Crazy Frog

I wish I knew more about Quantum Mechanics

[Safila]

Granted, but now you turn into a nutty, old, swearing, flatulent professor.


I wish I was taller

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

I'm sure you'd still love me...

^ Granted, but you become 7ft tall and 4ft wide...and everybody's scared of you

I wish the earth was flat

[Revo]

^Granted, but you fall off the edge.

I wish all junk food would be healthy.

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

^ Granted, but it would all taste of sprouts

I wish I didn't get sunburnt

[ThiagoPE]

Granted, all days from now on will be rainy days...

I wish i had more free time (acctually, im here because it´s my lunch time in the work)

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

^ Granted, but it means losing you job and all your friends

I wish I could see the world

[lionloversam]

^ Granted, but you never see home again.

I wish I didn't feel so crummy emotionally.

[Revo]

Granted, and now you don't have any emotions at all.

I wish I had perfect logical deduction abilities.

[lionloversam]

Granted! But, people stop hanging out with you because you think out loud now.

I wish I could be a world famous chef.

[shadowland]

^ Granted, you are more foul-mouthed and ruder than Gordon Ramsey

I wish my internet didn't have teh downs..

[lionloversam]

^ Granted! Now you have no internet.

I wish I had a tattoo of a lion

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

^ Granted, but the tattooist sneezes and makes it look all crappy!

I wish I could go back to being 10 for a day...

[Safila]

Granted, you're now a ten inch redhead dwarf

I wish I could dance.

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

^ Granted, but you can no longer sing.


I wish I could go back and watch my dreams

[lionloversam]

Granted! But, you can no longer dream.

I wish I could speak Czech.

[shadowland]

^ Granted, you can speak nothing but Czech

I wish I had a job

[lionloversam]

Granted, but now you are a workaholic and never post here again

I wish I had a better job