Why wasn't algebra difficult for the Romans?
Because X was always 10.Yes, it's a groaner but I thought it was pretty funny.
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Why wasn't algebra difficult for the Romans?
Because X was always 10.
We are so much more complicated than our names.
*Team Night Sky*
Por favor, manténgase alejado de mi chocolate.
If you're not here to party, get out of the teacup.
Why did the lion eat the tight-rope walker? :Ooo:
Because he wanted a well balanced meal!!!!!
Your face?
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
The blonde and the rooster puzzle.
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Could you please come over here
and help me? I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to
get started." Her boyfriend asks, "What's it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand. "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate, and then..." he says with a deep sigh, glancing back at the table, "Let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."
I didn't make that one..I just thought it was pretty funny.
As a blonde...
We are so much more complicated than our names.
*Team Night Sky*
Por favor, manténgase alejado de mi chocolate.
If you're not here to party, get out of the teacup.
I'm blonde too but I think it varies..there's ditz blonde..then there's genius German blonde..then there's blondes that are smart and normal....I figure they're pointing at the ditz's......
We are so much more complicated than our names.
*Team Night Sky*
Por favor, manténgase alejado de mi chocolate.
If you're not here to party, get out of the teacup.
Utora's joke : blondingly brilliant!
Behold The Funniest Joke In The World!
If you speak german, I suggest not watching this clip....because all who read it die..laughing.
I WARNED YOU!
^ Monty Python pwns all <3
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.
Subject: Fw: Gay Flight Attendant
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet- cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, *****."
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No mine..I just liked it.
All these jokes are hilarious!
I've got one;
A pilot and a blonde flight attendant stay in a hotel over-night in separate rooms. The next morning, the pilot finds the *blonde* flight attendant hasn't left her room. He knocks on the door and asks, "Why haven't you left?"
The *blonde* flight attendant responds, "There's a sign on the door that says 'DO NOT DISTURB'."
I read that joke somewhere, but I thought it was hilarious!
What do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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An atom walks into a police station and exclaims, "Help! I've lost all my electrons."
An officer looks at the atom quizically. "Are you certain?" asks the officer.
The atom nods and says, "Oh yes, I'm quite positive!"
Originally Posted by KanuTGL
What you just said
Here's another one:
What sound do two porcupines make when they kiss?
"Respect the past; you never know how it may affect you."
~ Brom, "Eragon".
Thank you for that nice Avatar, Atimon.
PreciselyWhat you just said
And no, I don't know what sound they make; do tell xD
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Lea members I've had the pleasure of meeting in person:
Shadow, This Land, King Simba, Daniel, Lion King Stu, Amaryllis, Safila,
Sharifu, Sadiki, Taneli, Leorgathar, Nathalie and Lucy!
"Ow!"?
Haha, yeah. Either that sound or "ouch"
"Respect the past; you never know how it may affect you."
~ Brom, "Eragon".
Thank you for that nice Avatar, Atimon.
Where do smart hotdogs go?
Avatar by NQN of my fancharacter is commissioned & used with the artist's permission.
I don't know, but I'm pretty sure they don't need ketchup.
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