Make up a outrageous lie about the person above you

[lionloversam]

^ gives sugar cubes to little kids on the street while the parents aren't looking.

[Safila]

^ now wears flashng neon colours around his glasses.

[lionloversam]

^ throws handfuls of glitter into the air every night at midnight shouting " It's raining".

[Safila]

^ Is really my grandad in disguise.

[lionloversam]

^ is in the process of converting her pool into a cranberry bog

[Safila]

( lol I <3 cranberry juice)


^ Likes to dress as the Nutcracker each christmas.

[lionloversam]

^ gives laxatives to all the "trick or treaters" that come to her door.

[Safila]

^ Goes to kareoke Bars and sings 'My Heart Will Go On'

[lionloversam]

^ hunts kangaroos for her special kangaroo curry

[Safila]

^ Has dyed his hair and moustache white in prep for playing santa claus.

[lionloversam]

^ collects empty vodka bottles and fills them with water. After that, sells them to tourists.

[Safila]

^ Is always there selling bags of spicy nuts to go with the 'vodka'.

[Azerane]

^ collects postcards by sending them to herself from every place she visits

[lionloversam]

^ throws pennies at people that don't give her money when she is busking.

[Safila]

^ makes his own wine, but never takes off his socks when squashing the grapes.

[lionloversam]

^ doesn't realize my wine is called "Sock Wine" for a reason.

[Safila]

^ Never strains the wine before he bottles it to collect the loose cotton threads.

[lionloversam]

^ stands in the dairy aisle in the grocery store shaking a carton of milk shouting "I am making a milkshake".

[Safila]

^ opens bags of chocolate sultanas, sucks off the chocolate and puts bags back on the shelf.

[lionloversam]

^ puts out a "life size" yard ornament of Santa in a speedo every year for the Christmas season.