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    Star Wars Pants

    Top 25 Lines in Star Wars that Can Be Improved by Substituting the word "Pants"

    1. A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
    2. You are unwise to lower your pants.
    3. We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
    4. She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
    5. These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.
    6. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
    7. These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.
    8. Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
    9. General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
    10. I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
    11. TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?
    12. Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
    13. Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.
    14. You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
    15. Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.
    16. Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
    17. That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
    18. Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
    19. Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
    20. Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially one. Your sister!
    21. Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
    22. Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
    23. Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
    24. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
    25. You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.


    This was taken DIRECTLY from the official Star Wars Galaxies site.
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    lol thats funny
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    Lol I have seen that one too ^_^

    They are both very very funny!
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    Gotta love the 'Pants' topic...reminds me of an old Ace Combat 04 topic...

    "I saw yellow pants on that fighter on the nose."
    "Enemy Pants Destroyed!"
    "I was only a child when the pants fell from the sky..."
    "...But I remember how they built pants to shoot them down..."
    "Pants approaching! Evade Mobius 1!"
    "They're pantsing us from thousands of miles away..."
    "You're not gonna belive this Jean-Louis! All of them have pants!!"

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    20. Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially one. Your sister!


    lol! gotta love that one

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    Re: Star Wars Pants

    Originally posted by Ghalati
    Top 25 Lines in Star Wars that Can Be Improved by Substituting the word "Pants"

    24. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.

    LOL! Sounds like Rafiki!

    "I cannot teach him. De boy has noe pants!"

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    "1. A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master."

    HAHA.

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    I am glad that you guys enjoy these quotes. I have been looking for them for a LONG time
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    i have nothing to say about this thread (right now) other than the following line:

    L-M-A-O!!!!!!!!!

    That is all.

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    Hilarious...

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    Now now, children. :Ooo:

    Let's behave.

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    To ease the tensions here at Lea... I bring back this old thread. Random... and funny!
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    I feel like a child that just peed it's diaper and hid from it's parents!!!! A RANDOM THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    This wouldn't be the first time I've read these, but I never get tired of 'em.
    *chuckles*

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    aye, this was a good thred ^^

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    Good choice Aziri, may the pants be with you...always!

    You just got to love changing quotes from movies

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    Nice one Aziri, that's cheered up my evening has that

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    w00t! Go Aziri, bringing back an old thread eh?

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    'Tis still making me laugh...xD

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