^ Left them in your kitchen, but they inside the pouch of that kangaroo that's looking in your fridge for timtams.
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^ Left them in your kitchen, but they inside the pouch of that kangaroo that's looking in your fridge for timtams.
^ sneaks jars of Nutella into public restrooms and smears in on all the toilet seats.
lol ewwww
^ Likes to drink his coffee thru straws stuck up his nose.
^ sells weak coffee, telling people it's tea.
^ Goes to KMart and takes all the labels off the tins and puts a sign up saying 'surprise'
^ Steals the hoods off people's cars
^ Eats green eggs and ham every day for breakfast.
^ Sleeps standing up
^ wears a glittery tutu while riding a unicycle.
^ Thinks my sunglasses are absolutely hideous.
^ Is allergic to electricity and has to wear a tinfoil blanket everywhere he goes :p
^ has covered his sneakers in old false teeth, so he makes a noise wherever he goes.
^ Knits sweaters for chilly snakes.
^ abducts Simba actors for her personal harem
^ Is actually a lion disguised as a human.
Oh noez, I've been found out!:nalawet:
^ Is a very succesful pony celebrity paparazzo.
^ Secretly has a side hustle business that specializes in reshaping and painting paper clips to look like expensive and hip/trendy trinkets for the kiddos of the current generation.