The wheels on the bus go round and round....
The wheels on the bus go round and round....
Colonel Nathan R. Jessup......and Lt. Dan...I want the wheels of that bus REMOVED NOW!
*removes wheels*
now what?
Grab all the citizens inside, and um.....[thinks] Hold them hostage!
*gets MP5 out*
"RIGHT EVERYONE! THIS BUS WILL BLOW UP IF IT DROPS BELOW 50 MPH"
"but we have no wheels"
"crapflaps"
*bus blows up, and is thrown out of bus and flies through a skyscraper*
[watches grandieur show and slaps Dan over the head with a Springfield 03'] Are you eating the corn from the can you nut? I said take them hostages, not go thro the empire State Building. Good as any tho. Hey, lets take this to ATGF....but I need the link!
new forum utora, so you'll need to sign up again:
http://www.freeyabb.com/myboard/inde...nythinggoesfor
the role play can be found here
I walk alone i walk alone
Room.. it's da room i tell yah.. its da room...
ahh ahh ahha ahhh AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
STAYIN' ALIVE!!!!
In an RV down the highway, left it on autopilot, went sailin' er' the sky!!!!
CREEK!!
CAR!!!
PEDISTREAN!!!
[swamps RV in nursing home]
Old lady: Is that an RV? Eeeeeeek!
*is still dressed up a a predator*
*lands on top of RV and cuts roof in 2*
oops, sorry, wrong car
*gets out of back*
*walks down the street and kills a drug dealer with harpoon type weapon thing that the predator carries*
[hears lady screaming and crawls outta RV...sees a machine nearby] SODA!!!!
[runs up and grabs wallet..then stops in front opf machine....with the steaming RV behind..]
A candy machine? [reads machine]
LIFT CLOTH AND REVEAL THE AMAZING CANDY MACHINE! INSERT $0.50 AND PLAY UNTIL YOU WIN!
[thinks.......]Okay.
[pulls back cloth]
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[A cloud of black looms inside the machine, as a million flies loom about above they're feast.]
What the mother nun is in there!?
[Kicking the machine angrily and disguted like...Robin reveals the truth]
A 10 YEAR OLD PORTER HOUSE!?
........
THAT must be worth like...A MILLION DOLLARS!
[inserts money and begins to play, listening to the retarded happy music, as the claw swings through the black cloud of flies.]
I think I've got it!
[mashing the button, the claw open and dives, then grasps something that Robin can't see. It retracts, and swings over to the winners tray.]
Well, they say, play till' you win...I must of got something!
[foolishly, Robin insert his hand into the flap, releasing not only the smell of death...but...THE FLIES!!]
OMG!!!! OMG!!!! OMG!!! IT'S A LORD OF THE FLIES AMBUSH!!!! SAFE ME ELDERLY!!!
[Robin screams as he runs from the assault of the black wavering mass]
*predator walks up to utora*
i dont talk much
[waves flies away and scratches nose] Ya. I know. Pity eh?
COCNUTS!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts...
i have no fansOriginally posted by Sombolia
So who's a Dan fan, ladies?
Excuuuuse me? I'm your number one fan.
oh yeah!
*slaps self*
anyone else?
Merra's Sierria and Nalinda are too I think. Official fans.
What do you want me to do? Jeez. Lol. *Swoons over Dan*