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    The wheels on the bus go round and round....

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    Colonel Nathan R. Jessup......and Lt. Dan...I want the wheels of that bus REMOVED NOW!

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    *removes wheels*

    now what?

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    Grab all the citizens inside, and um.....[thinks] Hold them hostage!

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    *gets MP5 out*

    "RIGHT EVERYONE! THIS BUS WILL BLOW UP IF IT DROPS BELOW 50 MPH"

    "but we have no wheels"

    "crapflaps"

    *bus blows up, and is thrown out of bus and flies through a skyscraper*

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    [watches grandieur show and slaps Dan over the head with a Springfield 03'] Are you eating the corn from the can you nut? I said take them hostages, not go thro the empire State Building. Good as any tho. Hey, lets take this to ATGF....but I need the link!

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    new forum utora, so you'll need to sign up again:

    http://www.freeyabb.com/myboard/inde...nythinggoesfor

    the role play can be found here

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    I walk alone i walk alone


    Room.. it's da room i tell yah.. its da room...

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    ahh ahh ahha ahhh AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    STAYIN' ALIVE!!!!

    In an RV down the highway, left it on autopilot, went sailin' er' the sky!!!!

    CREEK!!

    CAR!!!

    PEDISTREAN!!!

    [swamps RV in nursing home]

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    Old lady: Is that an RV? Eeeeeeek!

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    *is still dressed up a a predator*

    *lands on top of RV and cuts roof in 2*

    oops, sorry, wrong car

    *gets out of back*

    *walks down the street and kills a drug dealer with harpoon type weapon thing that the predator carries*

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    [hears lady screaming and crawls outta RV...sees a machine nearby] SODA!!!!

    [runs up and grabs wallet..then stops in front opf machine....with the steaming RV behind..]

    A candy machine? [reads machine]

    LIFT CLOTH AND REVEAL THE AMAZING CANDY MACHINE! INSERT $0.50 AND PLAY UNTIL YOU WIN!

    [thinks.......]Okay.
    [pulls back cloth]

    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





















    [A cloud of black looms inside the machine, as a million flies loom about above they're feast.]
    What the mother nun is in there!?
    [Kicking the machine angrily and disguted like...Robin reveals the truth]
    A 10 YEAR OLD PORTER HOUSE!?

    ........
    THAT must be worth like...A MILLION DOLLARS!

    [inserts money and begins to play, listening to the retarded happy music, as the claw swings through the black cloud of flies.]

    I think I've got it!

    [mashing the button, the claw open and dives, then grasps something that Robin can't see. It retracts, and swings over to the winners tray.]

    Well, they say, play till' you win...I must of got something!

    [foolishly, Robin insert his hand into the flap, releasing not only the smell of death...but...THE FLIES!!]

    OMG!!!! OMG!!!! OMG!!! IT'S A LORD OF THE FLIES AMBUSH!!!! SAFE ME ELDERLY!!!

    [Robin screams as he runs from the assault of the black wavering mass]

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    *predator walks up to utora*

    i dont talk much

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    [waves flies away and scratches nose] Ya. I know. Pity eh?



    COCNUTS!

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    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

    Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts...

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    Originally posted by Sombolia
    So who's a Dan fan, ladies?
    i have no fans

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    Excuuuuse me? I'm your number one fan.

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    oh yeah!

    *slaps self*

    anyone else?

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    Merra's Sierria and Nalinda are too I think. Official fans.

    What do you want me to do? Jeez. Lol. *Swoons over Dan*

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