The Corrupt Your Wish Game

[Safila]

Granted, you're now a statue overlooking the west Bank

wish Saturday would hurry up and come.

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

Granted, now every day is a Saturday and the TV is rubbish.

I wish I had a more interesting job...

[Bryony]

Granted, but your co-workers are horrible :c
I wish the summer holidays would hurry up (isn't free until 21st July)

[lionloversam]

^ Granted, but they skip a year next time around. (I get off work on the 4th of July )

I wish it wasn't so humid and hot here

[Revo]

Granted, now there's no water at all and it's freezing cold.

I wish I could move somewhere where it's always summer.

[Safila]

Granted. You are now in the Sahara Desert

I wish I could gargle without swallowing stuff.

[shadowland]

Granted, you gargle bleach and die

I wish I didnt have a massive headache

[lionloversam]

Granted, you now are extremely tired and can't get to sleep

I wish I wasn't having indigestion right now.

[Safila]

Granted . You now live on mylanta for a month

I wish it wasn't so hot today.

[lionloversam]

Granted, now you are having the biggest snow storm the Southern Hemisphere has ever seen.

I wish I could fall to sleep quickly and not need to take stuff to make me sleepy.

[Safila]

Granted. You know have to listen to Enya 24/7 fo the next 3 months


I wish I had a bowl of Gelato to eat for lunch.

[lionloversam]

I like Enya

^granted, but it is sardine flavored

I wish I had a lion tattoo.

[Safila]

^ Granted.. you now have a huge one on your left butt cheek.


I wish I could meet Katy Perry.

[lionloversam]

Granted, but you hit her with your car and she is pressing charges against you.

I wish I could meet Elton John.

[XoX]

Granted, but he hates you

I wish I wasn't hungry right now... >p<

[Kossu]

Granted, but you're so full that you can't do anything else for the rest of the week.

I wish I could go horseback riding.

[A Balanced Breakfast]

Granted, but you're so full that you can't do anything else for the rest of the week.

I wish I could go horseback riding.

Granted, but the horse you ride will buck you off of him and trample you at random.

I wish I was an incredibly rich man.

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[Kossu]

Granted, but all your riches are in the form of 1 cent coins locked in a huge money bin, in an island somewhere in the middle of Pacific ocean.


I wish I could talk to animals.

[A Balanced Breakfast]

Granted, but the animals say nothing except for making snarky and sarcastic comments about you.

I wish I could live in the TLK universe
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[Littlefoot]

Granted. You live in the TLK universe as a mouse and get eaten.

Here's an easy one for you:
I wish I had a car!