^ Granted, but you have to do it in handstand mode
i wish i wasnt awake
^ Granted, but you have to do it in handstand mode
i wish i wasnt awake
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^ Granted, you now sleep from 11pm to 7am every night
I wish I had a more interesting job
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Team Night Sky Blue
^ Granted, but your job turns twice as boring.
I wish I could move to a warmer climate.
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Granted, but you spend all your time and life coating yourself in sunblock
I wish there were new episodes of Big Bang Theory.
Granted, but Sheldon leaves the show.
I wish funeral directors were more intelligent
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Team Night Sky Blue
Granted, they're cunning enough to swindle you out of your cash
I wish dinner would hurry up and cook itself D:
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Granted. But it is not cooked properly.
I wish I didn't just eat half of a large pizza.
Thanks for the banner, Sombolia.
Granted, now you bend over too quickly and throw up
I wish it wasn't raining.
Granted. But now it is so hot outside it is even too hot in the shade and no wind.
I wish I could travel the world.
Thanks for the banner, Sombolia.
^ Granted, you are convicted of crimes in China and deported
I wish time would slow down between 5pm and midnight
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Team Night Sky Blue
Granted. But time speeds up at a equal rate between midnight and 8am.
I wish I had a tattoo of a tiger.
Thanks for the banner, Sombolia.
Granted, but you sneezed while he tattooing and it looks like a carpet with a bump in middle
I wish my room would clean itself.
^ Granted, it cleans itself of everything, including you
I wish I could play old-fashioned organ music
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Granted, but you get busted for noise pollution.
I wish I could rememebr how to use a music program.
Granted, but its incompatible with your mdoern operating system
I wish I had cheat codes for the world
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Granted. But they are outdated.
I wish I could be in NYC now and didn't have to wait till tomorrow to leave.
Thanks for the banner, Sombolia.
Granted, you get mugged
I wish my stomach didn't feel like it was being jabbed with knives right now
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Granted, now your stomach disapears forever.
WIsh I didn't have to get out of bed.
^ Granted, but you have to pee in a bowl.
I wish I could sleep for longer than the 7 hours ahead of me
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Team Night Sky Blue
Granted. Hits you over head with rubber hammer
I wish my teeth didn't hurt when I clean them.