Post Your Jokes Now--Why? Because The Queen Said So!

[la_reina]

LOL, I'm so bored right now, and I need a good laugh. So everyone post jokes here...unless there's already a thread like this one. Oh well, I'll start:

This is supposed to be a ''dumb blonde'' joke, but anyways...

Two blonde girls were in a car, on their way to Disneyland, when they came to a fork in the road. A sign between the roads said ''Disneyland left'', so the girls turned around and went home, disappointed.

[nathalie]

whaha, good one *lol* ... I shall not take this personnally *lol*

[unregistered user]

One of my favorites:

"Yo momma so fat, she got her big toe stuck in the toilet." XD

[King Simba]

I aint any good at jokes but these are great up to now...

[unregistered user]

RFLMAO! +Fave...

"Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!"

"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it."

"Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!"

"Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles."

"Yo momma so fat when she turns around they throw her A WELCOME-BACK PARTY."

"Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world."

EDIT: Reference!

[unregistered user]

okay okay i got one
this happen when my pop first time speak english
hi Your name is Zul What my name?
okay you can throw the monitor at me
EDIT:

Originally posted by SoniqueX
RFLMAO! +Fave...

"Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!"

"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it."

"Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!"

"Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles."

"Yo momma so fat when she turns around they throw her A WELCOME-BACK PARTY."

"Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world."

EDIT: Reference!

Happy Mothers day

[la_reina]

......
okay...lol. Um, Sonique's really got it going with those 'yo mama' jokes, lol

Here's one my best friend told me; she's the queen of yo mama jokes, lol.

Yo mama's so tall she did a cartwheel and kicked Jesus.

[unregistered user]

Originally posted by la_reina
Yo mama's so tall she did a cartwheel and kicked Jesus.

That's a good one!

[TakaTiger]

i hope no blonds take offence to this


Did you hear about the blond that threw a rock at the ground?

"no"

well, he missed

x)

[LunarCat]

lol TT

ah jokes, i've forgotten every single one that's funny

[King Simba]

ROFL
Awesome jokes guys.

[Sombolia]

Queen of what?

Here's one my friend came up with on the fly.. I was the lone one that cracked up..

"Yo momma's so poor, she can't afford to live."

[Mizani]

Cool I got a blond joke


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A blonde is driving along in her car and she passes a field. In the field is another blonde in a rowing boat in the middle of the field rowing as hard as she can but getting no where. The blonde in the car stops her car and gets out and shouts to the other blonde.
"Its blondes like you who gives us blondes a bad name. I'd come out and get you if I could swim"
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Ha ha ha I think its funny

[la_reina]

LOL That's a good one!
Here are a couple more:

Yo mama's so dumb, she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.

Yo mama's so fat, dumb, and clumsy, on her way to Target, she tripped over K-mart and landed on Wal-Mart.

[unregistered user]

Yo mama's so Small that she could be Mini me Wife

Edit: Ya mama's so fat that she could be Fat Joe Wife

okay.. throw something at me Please

[la_reina]

*drops anvil on Guntur's head*
ANYway...
Here's one of my faves. I hope no one finds this offensive. If you do, lemme know and I'll erase it.

Okay, there were 3 guys named Shutup, Doodoo, and Manners. They were riding their bikes down the street when Doodoo fell and injured himself.

Manners turned to Shutup and said, ''Go get help while I stay here and look after Doodoo.''

So Shutup searched for help until he came upon a police officer.

Shutup: Officer, officer, my friend needs help!

Officer: Okay, I'll help you, but you have to tell me your name first.

Shutup: Shutup.

Officer: Excuse me?

Shutup: Shutup.

Officer: I need you to tell me your name, son.

Shutup: Shutup!

Officer: Tell me your name!

Shutup: Shutup!

Officer: Your name, son!

Shutup: SHUTUP!

Officer: Where are your manners?

Shutup: Just up the street picking up Doodoo.

[unregistered user]

classic...
*awww* look like joke falls on me

[la_reina]

You've heard that one before?

[Banzai]

sorry blondes

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there was a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde who had just robbed a bank. the cops were after them so they pulled over at a potato factory and climbed in barrels of potatos. the cops came in and kicked the barrel that the redhead was in. she said "MEOW!". the other cop kicked the barrel that the brunette was in. she said "WOOF!". so they go over and kick the barrel that the blonde was in. aluva sudden they hear "POTATOS!"
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sorry... really stupid joke but it sounds better when you hear it out loud... i thought it was funny

[Alli]

Okay, this is one i heard a while ago.

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There was a man. He didn't know how to speak any words. (Okay, i forgot the whole part of this, so i'm gonna make it up. Maybe somebody else knows this joke and can tell what really happens here.) He went into a preschool and learned how to say "Me me me!". Than he went into a place for plastic surgery and learned how to say, "Needles and knives." . After this, he went into Walmart and went to the plug in section and learned how to say, "Plug it in plug it in." Well, he was walking home when he walked by a murder scene. One of the cops asked him, "Do you have any idea who did this?" And he replied, "Me me me!" The cop replied, "Oh really? What'd you kill him with?" And the man replied by saying, "Needles and knives." Furious, the cop put him in handcuffs and said, "I'm sorrry sir, you're gonna have to be put in the electric chair." And the man said, "Plug it in plug it in."

Hehe...