The Corrupt Your Wish Game

[Safila]

Granted, but you have to dig up spuds all day and night


I wish I could have a ride on an elephant.

[lionloversam]

Granted. But the elephant has really bad bouts of diarrhea the whole time.

I wish I could finally get my room clean.

[Safila]

Granted, it all gets sucked up the vacumn cleaner, which then explodes

Wish someone would bring me breakfast in bed.

[shadowland]

Granted, it's because you get fired


I wish I didn't wanna put my fist through the wall lol

[lionloversam]

Granted. Now you want to put your fist through your computer screen.

I wish I could lose 60 pounds of weight.

[shadowland]

Granted, you now want to put on twice the amount

I wish this mouth ulcer would f*ck off

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

^ Granted, it goes outward instead and become a huge spot that doesn't go away.

I wish I could control time

[Safila]

Granted, stomps on your watch and clock and it stands still


I wish I could stop these butterflys in my tummy

[shadowland]

Granted, but they've now been replaced by giant atlas moths



I wish I had a decent mandolin xp

[lionloversam]

Granted. But you can't afford all the payments for it and it is repossessed because it is made of gold.

I wish I had some really good fish and chips.

[shadowland]

Granted, they're so fresh they're raw, enjoy!

I wish I had infinite quiche

[lionloversam]

granted, But it is made with crocodile eggs, cheese made from lion milk and meat from meerkats. Enjoy.

I wish I would receive a random text message from somebody saying something about kovu.

[shadowland]

Granted, it's about how much they hate kovu, with a pic of him being chainsawed in the face attached

I wish I was tired

[lionloversam]

Granted. But you post something in the avatar caption thread that makes everybody go "What?!"


I wish I was able to continue holding my kovu obsession in a little longer and not have it all come out at once.

[shadowland]

Granted, but it consumes you and you wake up in TLK:SP

I wish I didn't get hungry at this hour

[lionloversam]

Granted. But you wake up five hours later hungry

I wish I had a pepperoni pizza.

[shadowland]

Granted. But it's not deep pan..


I wish I could sleeeeeep fffffffuuu

[lionloversam]

Granted. But you sleep for two hours and wake right back up

I wish I had a rueben sandwich with fresh french fries.

[shadowland]

Granted..but Rueben is still alive

I wish I had infinite monies

[lionloversam]

Granted. But the world economy collapses and the world blames you for your accumulative wealth

I wish I had a platter of steamed shrimp