10 Months later...
Lucy: Have you seen my shoes?
Roog: Have you checked the fridge?
Lucy: The Fridge?!?
Roog: Yes...I leave the remote in there all the time......how about in the washer?
Lucy: Now why would I wash my shoes in the washing machine?
Roog: Cuz you're crazy?
Lacy: Atleast I don't dance while making dinner!
Roog: You know you like my dancing...
Lucy: But could atleast do it while wearing some clothes!
Roog: Yeah, but then I would be just like everyone else...I am rebeling against society.
Lucy: Well, you never go to rallies or anything.
Roog: When they have rallies against clothing...then I will go.
Lucy: Anyways...any other places my shoes could be?
Roog: If you're talking about your high heels, you let me borrow those last week.
Lucy: Yes, you really got to get a new pair of shoes.
Roog: Not when you have a perfectly good pair of shoes I can use....and they're not as hard as they look to walk in.
Lucy: Oh yeah, try being a woman for a day and tell me it's not hard.
Roog: Hey!...You leave my fantasies out of this!
Lucy: Grr...Why did I ever marry you?!?!
Roog: Because I'm irresistable...