The Corrupt Your Wish Game

[lionloversam]

Granted! But, the plane you are on has no toilet and only hardtack to eat and stagnant water to drink. And the seats consist of old wooden crates.

I wish I had a tattoo of kovu on my upper left arm.

[Utora]

granted, but kovu becames the global symbol for the organization of world domination and you are hunted down as a result by many governments..you and many others...

I wish I had a pet lion that could talk.

[Revo]

Granted. He eats you. But he's very polite about it.

I wish I knew how to speak, write and understand all the languages in the world.

[shadowland]

Granted, your brain collapses from the demands of knowing them all

I wish I had my own rent-free mortgage-free house

[Revo]

Granted, but it only has one room that's 3ft*3ft big.

I wish Portal 2 had twice the gameplay time it has now.

[shadowland]

Granted, but it has half the quality of gameplay..and half the frame rate

[Revo]

Grante... Hey, there's no wish for me to grant! Too bad, because I wasn't actually gonna corrupt it this time...

I wish the apocalypse would come.

[lionloversam]

^ granted but you die

I wish I was able to speak both hebrew and arabic fluently.

[shadowland]

^ Granted, but you speak it with a stupid accent xp


I wish I could be with my girlfriend right now

[lionloversam]

^ granted! But she sleeps the whole time she is with you.

I wish I was able to find somebody I liked enough and they liked me enough for me to be a "boy-friend" to and eventually be in a committed relationship.

[shadowland]

^ awwww that wouldnt bother me, I could watch her and keep her warm ^^

Granted, but that person is a sex addict >:P


I wish I could prompt a re-release of Killing Time with improved graphics, engine and frame rate

[Revo]

^ granted but you die

Bwahahaha your corruption fails, because me dying obviously is included in the wish for apocalypse .

^Granted, but you have to pay the salary for all the workers while they do it.

I wish humans could see infra-red.

[lionloversam]

Bwahahaha your corruption fails, because me dying obviously is included in the wish for apocalypse .

^Granted, but you have to pay the salary for all the workers while they do it.

I wish humans could see infra-red.

Did I say die? How about you survive?

^Granted! But now standard daylight is blinding.

I wish I had a unlimited supply of a special pill, that when I took one it changed me into a anthropomorphic lion for 48 hours.

[Revo]

^ Granted! But everytime you take a pill, a mob of scientists storm in to poke, prod and experiment on you for all those 48 hours nonstop.

I wish I got hooked up to an indestructible machine that would do the following 3 things:
- extend my life eternally
- put me in a state of greatest happiness possible
- make me forget everything about my past every few seconds, so that the feeling of happiness doesn't get boring

This way I would live in eternal euphoria.

[lionloversam]

^ Granted! But you are alone for all of eternity and the temperature in the machine is a constant 65 C

I wish I had a pet bobcat.

[shadowland]

^ Granted, it mauls you

I wish I could f*cking sleep

[King Simba]

^ Granted, but someone starts playing loud music outside and no matter how many times you tell them, they don't turn it off.

I wish I could get a job.

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

Granted, but you're cleaning out cesspools.


I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good and I would call her; I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala...

(10 points if you get the reference!)

[Safila]

Granted, you are now Skee-lo but loose all your music talents and have to vacumn tourbus carpets for a job.


I wish I owned a baby grand .

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

As long as you pay me in strawberries!

^ Granted, but it's so 'baby' you need to use a needle to press the keys

I wish I was an F1 driver