Hey there!

[A Balanced Breakfast]

Hi there and welcome to our humble home
Now that's one interesting name. Could you tell us the story behind it, please?

Anyways, enjoy your stay!

I was playing Gmod on a server with a guy named "balance" and for some reason the idea of a balanced breakfast started going through my head making me giggle like an idiot. So I changed it to that because I'm an oddball. Thanks for the welcoming!