^ Thoroughly enjoyed a lecture seminar on accounting.
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^ Thoroughly enjoyed a lecture seminar on accounting.
gave lecture and kept asking me hard questions about 4 wheel drive vehicles
^ Thinks the best way to drink coconut milk is to climb into the palm tree, crack the coconut, pour the milk into the ground, climb down and then go lick it off.
^ Thought that automatic hand dryers dispensed bacon due to the symbol used in the instructions.
hangs out of his bedroom window at night waiting to see of pigs can fly
^ Stalks celebrity nobodies.
^ is always there with me holding all my spy cameras and supply of chocolate
^Has been accused of being a stalkerazzi (the CSI: Miami term for stalker paparazzi)
^ Once believed he saw Neptune God of the Sea doing the macarena but realized that it was just Ronald McDonald in a carnival mirror.
Siggy pic made by Simba '04
^ Works at County General in Chicago.
^ Break dances for the local club every Friday and Saturday night.
^ Wakes up every morning in a different place of the house, such as a closet or the stairs, and has no idea how he got there.
Breeds ferrets in his basement and is now training them to use the bathroom properly
^ Once wrote an article describing how bigfoot is really George Clooney in disguise.
Siggy pic made by Simba '04
^ practises in his oversized mirror each night how to dance to Emperors New Groove sound track while wearing his new stilettos.
^ Has an inland taipan as a pet and... makes the snake bite people she does not like.
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^ is my personal trainer and handler of my pets, has to now wear a full body cast cause he couldnt jump out of the way quick enough.
^ trained her dog to use a toilet.
^ uses a giant litter box intead of a toilet
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Professionally trains cats to use the toilet instead of the litter box.
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