Woah, all that's pretty personal buddy, (talking to topic maker) but what the heck, it's fun. Gonna skip a little since the list is so long and I really don't have a lot of time. Here I go.
Basic:
First name: Rachel
Screen name: As you see to your left
E-mail: Look above
Nicknames: Satan
Birth date: August 7, 1400
Gender: Female of course
Ethnic background: Whitey
Eye color: blue blue blue
Hair: Goldish blonde, used to be brown though before I highlighted
Freckles: Nope
Moles: one on the cheek
Scars: occasionally
Righty or Lefty: Lefty all da way
Religion: I worship the Lord and His Son Jesus Christ
Political Party: shove it
Country: The Merry Old Land of Oz
Marital Status: I feel so bad about what I did to all those guys.....
Sexual Preference: Those elven men in tights on Lord of the Rings...
Parents Divorced: No
Siblings?: 1
Children? How many?: ...might have...
Best Friends: I make n' break friends dude
Pets: 3 kitties + 1 doggie
Job: Crafts fo' Joe Anne's & da Fairs
Schooling: Quit sweetheart
Car: I have some car-sickness issues, so, I refused
Play an instrument?: Piano, banjo, flute, could go on forever baby
Glasses/contacts: No
Jewelry: a little bit
Tattoo: H*** no
Makeup: Won't wear it for the life of me
Zodiac: Leo
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Favorites (oh boy...):
Animal: Red Fox
Color: Yellow
Country: Mars
to the rest
Food: Grass
Drink: Wata
Season: Fall
Actors/Actresses: Really don't give a darn
Music: Oldies radio man....
Villain: Look to your left, that's it, you can do it!
Board game: Jumping off a 100 ft tall building
Console: the Cube
Game: Zelda: The Twilight Princess
Movie: Barbie!!!!!!!!!!!! Just kidding
Subject in School: What school?
Store: Got my own buisiness, bud
Phone or in person: Since I'm usually telling people to shove it up their (***), I prefer phone, cause that way nobody gets hurt
Flavor: Cherry
Cats or Dogs: Love em both
Day or Night: Night......... Not so friggin hot
Im service: got trashed, sorry
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Do you or Have you ever.....
Drugs/alcohol: Yes, hate em both:
Cigs: Let's see, can't use profanity here. Never mind....
Cuss: I do, can not you tell? Not proud of it though.
Lie: I used to practice
Stole: Only if one stole from me
Attempted Suicide: Dud, if you live here on wonderful planet earth, ya'll gonna have suicidal thoughts. That's that.
Attempted murder: sigh...... Just kidding
Broken bones: Yes
Fighting: Been in fights all my life
Been shot: I'm sure that some of my buddies would love to
Want to go to College: H*** no.
Imaginary friend: Come and play with my kitty.....
Wanted to be with opposite sex: Hmm... haven't I already answered this question?
Walk around nude: Oh yeah! (joke)
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Love life, not that it's any of your buisiness
Is love real: Duh.....................yes
Fallen in love: Look up above... Oh hey, I just made a rhyme! So proud of myself...
If so, what age?: 12, 13
How many times? Baby you don't wanna know...
Ever been dumped: Sir, I dump THEM!....
How many times?: Well, I've dumped several...can't remember now, darnit...
Ever had Sex: yeah
Personality or looks: Neither matters. I wouldn't go out with a guy around my own age (or younger) if he were growing on my .....oop's I forgot, no profanity. Sorry.
Attractive or ugly: Are you telling me that I'm ugly sir?! How dare you!
Believe in love at first sight: Oh no, another duh..........yes
Want to get married: That's none of yo' buisiness
Want to have kids: Might have already... hmmm...
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Most...
stupidest thing I've done: Type this up
Greatest thing I've done: become a Christian.
All that other stuff: Too lazy to answer
Best feeling in the world: God's mercy
Worst feeling in the world: God's wrath
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Religion
Do I believe in God: Yes I do
Believe in Abortion?: H*** no. *shoots a ....* oops, no profanity, I keep forgeting
Cloning: No no no no no....exc.
Do I believe in guns: Yes
War?: Well, that's in Man's nature, I ought to know, I've known too many
Believe in hunting: Only if for food
Taxes: that's a different matter
Texas: Let me think...
Do I believe in Homosexual marriage:
NO :roars:
Plastic surgury: Ah, the vanity of Man...
Do I believe in heaven: Yes I do
Do I believe in Hades: If you coudn't answer this folks, you may just see it for yourself...
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All that other stuff: look buddy, I've got a million purses to make, and I can't sit on my *** all day playing computer games like this
Do I enjoy questionares?: Yes, as you can plainly see that I was stupid enough to write this