has never touched water
has never touched water
simbamarasa has some unfinished business with the teacher who failed her in Geometry class.
does not know how to use that eraser thingy on the end of a pencil...
^ tried to push open a door that was marked "Pull".
thinks horatio caine is the commander of the pacific fleet...
^ Doesn't know who Horatio Alger is.
Ah, so I'm not alone in the CSI: Miami pool.
(actually i do know: go west young man...)
can only read books that are upside down...
(I actually can read upside down, like Alexx.)
^ Drives a SmartCar.
Lives in China and eats lychees and watermelon all day
^is married to simbamarasa
Thanks for the banner, Sombolia.
^ Is the DA of New York.
drives a moped while painting his fingernails bright red
^ is really the person who smells the mail before it gets sent to the recipients.
Collects teaspoons and old sugar packets from all McDonalds stores as he drives around all day doing nothing
Has never been mod on any message board on the whole net and is considering becoming a buddist monk.
Thanks for the banner, Sombolia.
^ Went outside on Halloween dressed in a Hazmat suit and his first "treat" of the night was a free pair of bracelets.
went outside dressed as red riding hood, even the wolves wouldn't go near him
^ Owns a .38 Special with absolutely no recoil, but still can't seem to hit the silhouette.
Likes to take photos of himself in pain when he waxes his legs and underarms.
^ Last job was the newspaper delivery employee who took out three mailboxes and a stop sign.