A big gigantic chimpanzee who's trying to hold the galactic-record for spinning a spherical object on a finger-let's hope he doesn't drop it.
Why did Nala's eyes REALLY turn blue in SP?
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A big gigantic chimpanzee who's trying to hold the galactic-record for spinning a spherical object on a finger-let's hope he doesn't drop it.
Why did Nala's eyes REALLY turn blue in SP?
Because blue eyes are in, gurlfriend...
What is up with the braille at drive thru ATMs?
Secretly, blind people are trying to take over our finances. OOH, bad Karma...
Why does everyone hate Ebay?
Because its archnemesis "zBay" has mind-controlling devices that make everyone Hate eBay.Originally posted by DarkPaw
Why does everyone hate Ebay?
Why does Uranus or "Ouranos" travel on an elliptical orbit?
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Children growing up, old friends growing older.
Freeze this moment a little bit longer.
Make each sensation a little bit stronger." ♩
It is a scientific mystery.
How come stuff is made of atoms, if we can't see the atoms?
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Because the atoms have awesome invisibility cloaks like Harry Potter (gag).
Why do cars look like they have faces? Was that intentional?
Because subconsciously everything has to have a face...especially if it's animated.
Why is it hot in the desert?
Cause the Lord spilt coffee all over it and it never cooled off.
Why is it hot in the desert? [/B]
I hope that wasn't too blastphemous...
Why do I think Teen Simba is the hottest thing on earth?
Because he was on the cover of all teen glamour magazines.Originally posted by Ronno Fanatic
Why do I think Teen Simba is the hottest thing on earth?
Why does a woodpecker peck trees?
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Make each sensation a little bit stronger." ♩
Cos if he pecked bushes, he'd be a bushpecker!
Why does toliet tissue always get stuck to your foot?
Because your foot thinks it's a butt.Originally posted by Dyani
Why does toliet tissue always get stuck to your foot?
Why does red taste so much like blue?
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Children growing up, old friends growing older.
Freeze this moment a little bit longer.
Make each sensation a little bit stronger." ♩
you must be color blind...
Why does it burn my mouth when I drink hot sauce that is really spicy?
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Because your mouth screams *DAMMIT ITS HAWT!* and proceeds to create fire from said sauce.
Why do termites like biting Nuka?
Because he tastes like chicken.Originally posted by Dyani
Why do termites like biting Nuka?
Why's granny so greasy?
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Children growing up, old friends growing older.
Freeze this moment a little bit longer.
Make each sensation a little bit stronger." ♩
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