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^ LOL TL, never heard that one before
Okay, I dunno about anyone else, but I enjoy a few racist jokes every now and then. I'll tell a couple, but if it offends anyone, just lemme know
--Why is it that only 10,000 Mexicans made it to the Alamo?
Because they only had two cars xD
--How would you know if Adam and Eve weren't black?
Easy, you can't take a rib from a black man
How do you stop four black guys from robbing a bank?
Throw them a basketball.
How do you stop four white guys from robbing a bank?
Throw them each a BigMac... *Make sure you don't run out of them after they eat the first one...
Heh heh. I made a joke at each of them....... That cancels them out, right?...o.O
It does and they're pretty good too
Sorry, STL...
heh, most of my jokes are offensive, just ask reina
especially the ones about the rappers
Oh Oh, I wanna hear them!Originally posted by Daniel
heh, most of my jokes are offensive, just ask reina
especially the ones about the rappersj/k
Anyway, I don't have anything against "racist jokes" either (I'd just rather not call them like that :S ), as long as they're not offensive of course...hell, if I felt spoken to by any of them, I'd laugh my butt off
Eh...I don't know any jokes atm...just really lame ones xD
there were tree persons in an airplane, one american, one fran?aise, and one brazilian. The american put his hand outside the plane and said: "i know im at home, becaiuse i just touched the liberty statue", the the fran?aise done the same and said "no, you?re wrong, we are ate my home, i just touchei the eifel tower," then the brazilian also put the hand outside the plane and said " Now i have the sure: we are in brazil" , the american and the fran?aise said at same time "why are you so sure???" the brazilian replied: because someone has stolen my hand watch.
Why aren't there any penguins in Great Britain?
We are so much more complicated than our names.
*Team Night Sky*
Por favor, manténgase alejado de mi chocolate.
If you're not here to party, get out of the teacup.
I think reina know about my racist jokebut too bad I can't remember it.
Because they're afraid of WalesOriginally posted by HasiraKali
Why aren't there any penguins in Great Britain?
And yeah, I remeber those plane jokes...I used to know loads of them, I don't remember though
i'll go for the latter of the two statementsOriginally posted by la_reina
Aw man!Originally posted by Neola
Because they're afraid of Wales
And yeah, I remeber those plane jokes...I used to know loads of them, I don't remember though
We are so much more complicated than our names.
*Team Night Sky*
Por favor, manténgase alejado de mi chocolate.
If you're not here to party, get out of the teacup.
Ok, here's a Canadian joke that is reaally funny even for the guy telling the joke is Canadian!*
A French-Canadian was applying for a job at a logging company in Quebec. The manager had a hating for people that spoke French or had a French accent, so he didn't let the applicant in. The FC was outraged. He started shouting insults that even Chuck Norris would gasp in horror. Finally, the manager considered an offer. "If you can say or spell 33 without using words, I will hire you."
The FC smiled and got out a piece of paper, drawing a line from the bottom and a little smudge at the top. He hands the paper to the manager and he frowns. "What is this?"
"Is dirty-tree"
The manager raises an eyebrow and thought that this was a joke. He was right, unfortunately and chuckled a little. "All right, that was the practice question. Now spell 66. See if you can figure that...."
The FC had already done it on the same piece of paper and drawn the same thing on it. A line and a smudge. "Ok, what the heck is this?"
"Monseiour, it ees dirty tree + dirty tree = seextee seex."
The manager gave him the same glance as the one before. A raised eyebrow and a frown. He was, of course, right again. He fumbled through his mind and then found something impossible that he would never be able to figure out. He was sure that he wouldn't have to hire this frechman. "Ok... Spell 100... Same rules apply"
The FC thought puzzlingly for a moment and then his eyes lit up. Grabbing the same sheet of paper, he swipes a brown marker and draws a little brown smudge at the bottom of the tree. He hands the piece of paper. "Ok... Since a dog took a poop at thee bottom of de tree, it's dirty tree and a turd + dirty tree and a turd + dirty tree and a turd = Niindee niine and eh half. Round it up too un hundred. So, when do I start?..."
Moral: NEVER MESS WITH A CANADIAN!!
Barring new guidlines to what constitutes a planet, Pluto no longer qualifies as one...But don't worry, studies have shown that 33 percent of Americans still do...
why the blonde woman was trowing light bulbs trhought the windows? simpe: she was trying to calculate the speed of light
A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said \$50.00, which seemed awfully cheap.
"Why so cheap?," she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her seriously and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then found it kind of amusing.
When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school, the bird saw them enter and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
Moments later, the woman's husband came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith!"
Damn straight, Wales gonna take over!Originally posted by Neola
Because they're afraid of Wales
I got some cracker ones...
What do you call a blind fawn?
No idea
and what do you call a blind fawn with no legs?
still no idea
Yay for xmas crackers!
sence people got to post their bad jokes, i get to post one of mine! and it will most likley offend someon :P so deal with it
How do you get 20 babies into a bucket?
a blender!
how do you get them out?
Chips!
muhahahah! >=3
"i say, i say, i say... my dogs got no nose"
"how does he smell?"
"of badger blood"
(yes, it's just a joke
Lolz, Taka Tiger. o_O
Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?
She thought it was Diet Coke.
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