The Lion King

1. you think that Kiara alone justifies any lion/blonde jokes.
2. you know what the beer joke is in Simba's Pride.
3. you think the only reason Shenzi, Bonzai, Scar, Nuka, Kovu, Zera, an Ed all failed to kill Simba is because Vitani hasn't had a try yet.
4. you think Ed, Edd and Eddie means the horse, the hyena, and the radio psychiatrists dog
5. you can list five physical similarities between Vitani and Cadpig
6. you spent your Disneyworld vacation in the arcade playing the Lion King Game
7. you spent $5000 on a brand new PIII to emulate the SNES Lion King Game
8. you have ever performed a 'Rafiki Lee' maneuver
9. you think blonde jokes are unfair to lions
10. Scar changed your accent from deep southern to slightly English
11. Scar singlehandedly improved your vocabulary by 30 words.
12. you decide to start watching the Arsenio Hall Show, since Timon and Pumbaa seem to like it so much.
13. you have a videocassette entitled 'the best of Vitani'
14. you think "Best of Vitani" is redundant
15. you can recite the entire Lion King script, but can't remember how Titanic ended.
16. you headbang to any part of the Lion King soundtrack
17. you thought Nathan Lane's crowning achievement was Timon in The Lion King.
18. your idea of a perfect woman has sapphire eyes, golden fur, and a Swahili name. (with apologies to G. Raymond Eddy)
19. you use a tape of The Lion King to fine tune your TV color and contrast
20. your internet browser defaults to www.lionking.org, www.kimba.org or, www.vitani.org
21. you know which of the previous URL's is nonexistent
22. you go to www.vitani.org anyway, just in case
23. you think it's cool that Mufasa endorses cell phones
24. you spent more than $1000 (or regional equivalent) to get to New York to see The Lion King on Broadway.
25. you went more than 100 kilometers to hear a middle school band perform "Circle of Life"
26. you've managed to get an entire busload of college band students to sing 'Hakuna Matata'
27. you know exactly where you were on June 15, 1994