righto! gots a joke!
> A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two
> new dogs, and asked her
> what their names were.
>
> The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex
> and one was named Timex.
>
> Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs
> like that?"
>
> "HellOOOOOOO," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"