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righto! gots a joke!
> A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two
> new dogs, and asked her
> what their names were.
>
> The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex
> and one was named Timex.
>
> Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs
> like that?"
>
> "HellOOOOOOO," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"
That's good!
Here's one:
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
Yo momma so fat, I licked her forearm and it taste like ham.
okay.. errr.. Hey... i like to be random...
that all..
Ya mama so dumb that she thought her life was perfect..
end of random..
Three girls rob a bank. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. While they're running away the stumble into a potatoe factory. They each get into a potatoe sack to hide. When the police come in to investigate, they turn over the brunette's potato sack, and she goes, "Meow!" Than they turn over to redheads potato sack and she goes, "Woof!" Than they turn over the the blondes potato sack and she goes, "Potato!"
I've heard that one!
Potato. HA!
*No Joke from me, except me*
This joke is kinda...mean...i don know..
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white
stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't
know. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he did
and God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the other
zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are
what you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black
stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."
Very funny, i JUST got it after thinking a bit xD But a tad racist
WARNING: Blonde jokes are on their way...I have a ton xD
Well my mama said somebody is gunna be happy wiff what ya say, and somebody ain't....it's just on how ya depict happy from ain't.
Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"
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A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it."
Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes.
Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow.
The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to K-Mart now?"
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(Sorry if the spelling in this offends some of you. I found this one quite amusing, lol) A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F" (letters only).
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T" (letters only)."
She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again.
He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."
The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly "T-G-I-F" another time.
The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T."
The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, "T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?"
The man answered, "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."
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A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had had happened to her ears?
"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .. what happened to your other ear?"
"The idiot called me back."
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employees' well being, asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?" To which the blonde replies....."
Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." The boss, feeling
very sorry at this point, explains to the young girl. "Why don't you go home for the day.....we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."
The blonde very calmly states......"No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual...."if you need anything, just let me know."
Well, a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying!! He rushes out to her, asking, "What's so bad now........are you gonna be ok??"
"No......" exclaims the blonde. "I just got a call from my sister. She told me that HER mom died too!!"
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Why are blonde jokes so stupid?
So brunettes can get them!
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Exactly me pointOriginally posted by la_reina
At the Alliness: I had to read em 4 times before it made .....well not sense, but, you understand
Haha, is utora blonde
Originally posted by Alli
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employees' well being, asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?" To which the blonde replies....."
Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." The boss, feeling
very sorry at this point, explains to the young girl. "Why don't you go home for the day.....we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."
The blonde very calmly states......"No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual...."if you need anything, just let me know."
Well, a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying!! He rushes out to her, asking, "What's so bad now........are you gonna be ok??"
"No......" exclaims the blonde. "I just got a call from my sister. She told me that HER mom died too!!"
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Why are blonde jokes so stupid?
So brunettes can get them!
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can't... breathe..
Lol, thank you *Bows* I went through a ton of blonde jokes *Most pretty stupid* And these were some of the funniest. Glad you enjoyed them xD
Actually I WAS blonde in my earlier years. I'm brown now, from my motherOriginally posted by Alli
Haha, is utora blonde
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