Post Your Jokes Now--Why? Because The Queen Said So!

[Kirauni]

Perhaps they enROLL to university?
Nah.. I don't really know either.

[cleargreenwater]

Omg, I think I like you guy's better "They don't need to ketchup" is awesome xD

Answer is: On a roll!

"Honor roll" is a scholastic award group xD


....and that's all I got D:

[Vidan]

What do you get when you mix Timon and Rafiki with Michael Jackson? (Don't worry, it's not a racial joke. It might be a "Bad" one though.)

[Guntur]

The blonde and the rooster puzzle.

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Could you please come over here
and help me? I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to
get started." Her boyfriend asks, "What's it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand. "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate, and then..." he says with a deep sigh, glancing back at the table, "Let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."



I didn't make that one..I just thought it was pretty funny.

God I just read this one, even though it posted 7 years ago and I'm just laughing my *** off. That was hilarious.

[HasiraKali]

Mine's kind of naughty. Why'd the chicken go to Church's (a fried chicken restaurant)?