Thanks: 
pff... i got loads
most of them i like from King Arthur
Lancelot: There is a large number of lonely men out there.
Guinevere: Don't worry; I won't let them rape you.
Guinevere: My father told me great tales of you.
Arthur: Really? And what did you hear?
Guinevere: Fairy tales.
Arthur: What is this madness?
Gawain: [after Tristan lands his dagger in the butt of Galahad's dagger] Tristan, how do you do that?
Tristan: I aim for the middle.
Bors: I like the little bastards. They mean something to me. Especially Number Three! He's a good fighter!
Lancelot: That's because he's mine.
Gawain: I can't wait to leave this island. If it's not raining, it's snowing, and if it's not snowing, it's foggy.
Lancelot: And that's summer.
Lancelot: When are you going to leave Bors and come home with me?
Vanora: My lover is watching you.
[Bors is looking at his baby, then looks at Lancelot, who has a smirk on his face]
Bors: You look nothing like him!
Bors: Well now that we're free men, I'm gonna drink 'till I can't piss straight.
Gawain: You do that every night.
Bors: I never could piss straight. Too much of myself to handle. Down there...
[looks at the Knights]
Bors: Well it's a problem! No really, it is. It's a problem. It's like...
Gawain: [All the Knights together] ... a baby's arm holding an apple.
Bors: Dagonet, she wants to get married and give the children names.
Tristan: Women! The children already have names, don't they?
Bors: Just Gilly. It's too much trouble so we gave the rest of them numbers.
Lancelot: That's interesting. I thought you couldn't count.
and from more movies, not goin to search them though
dont even ask 
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