Yep, i look forward to that movie ^^
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Yep, i look forward to that movie ^^
"Hakuna Matata!"
In no particular order...>.>
TLK2: "Where's your pretty daughter NALA!?" ~Vitani
Spaceballs: "Ludicrous speed! GO!!" ~Dark Helmet
Bruce Almighty: "The Sabres won the Stanley Cup!!" ~random guy
Shrek 2: *holds up bag* "Catnip." "Uh...That's not mine...!" ~Guy on Knights, Puss in Boots
Deal of the Century:
Bad guy: *looks through freshly stolen wallet, some revolver in hand*
Chevy Case guy: "Hey...!"
Bad guy: *looks up, jaw drops*
CC: *is holding massive G3 automatic rifle, gestures* "My wallet."
BG: *gives back wallet, turns to leave*
CC: Hey...your wallet.
BG: *hands over his wallet, turns to leave again*
CC: Hey...Your gun.
BG: *hands over gun, and runs for life; Pwned.*
Hot Shots: Part Deux: "I want to meet your parents, and pet your dog" "My parents are dead, Topper...and my dog ate them." ~Topper and Ramada
Apocolypse Now: "We use Wagner!...My boys love it!!"
I'll thinka more...>.>
Originally posted by Shatara
Hot Shots: Part Deux: "I want to meet your parents, and pet your dog" "My parents are dead, Topper...and my dog ate them." ~Topper and Ramada
lol, cool quotes everyone
SpaceBalls---
Cononel Sanders: Sir, you better buckle up!
Dark Helmet: Oh buckle this!!
Blazing Saddles---
Sherrif Bart: A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is going to die!
The Wayko Kid: When?
There's also a line or two in movies such as The Green Mile and stuff from the Lion King and also more from SpaceBalls and Blazing Saddles... oh and Monty Python Holy Grail and Lige of Brian but those are two of my fav's. Oh and some from Spirit!
That which you manifest is before you.
-Fight Club-
Narrator: With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.
Members of Fight Club: [Chanting] His name is Robert Paulsen.
Marla : You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass.
Tyler : WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Ok, you are now firing a gun at your 'imaginary friend' near 400 GALLONS OF NITROGLYCERINE.
-Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban-
Ron Weasley: [sitting bolt upright in bed] Spiders... the spiders... they were making me tap-dance. And I don't want to tap-dance!
Harry Potter: [laughing] Well go and tell those spiders Ron
Ron Weasley: Yeah tell them... I'll tell them tomorrow...
Professor Snape: Well, well, Lupin. Out for a little walk... in the moonlight are we?
Ron: Oh yeah um... well um Harry got sort of a wonky cross,
[checks the book]
Ron: that's 'trials and suffering'. And that there could be the sun and thats
[checks book again]
Ron: 'happiness'. So you're gonna suffer but you'll gonna be happy about it.
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When Nala says "Vitani!!", it sounds nothing like "Vitani!!".Originally posted by Shatara
In no particular order...>.>
TLK2: "Where's your pretty daughter NALA!?" ~Vitani
More like "The Colony!!"xD
My faves:
"She'd eat if we were having Tony Loaf."-Dash, The Incredibles
"The only normal one in this family is Jack-Jack and he's not even toilet trained!"- Violet, The Incredibles
"Words are useless! Gobble, gobble, gobble,gobble, gobble!"-Edna Mode, The Incredibles
"What we have here? Matching uniforms?"(Turns to Elastigirl and Mr.Incredible)
"Oh no! Elastigirl? You married Elastigirl???"
(Turns to Violet and Dash)
"And got BIZ-ZAY!"-Syndrome, The Incredibles
(After falling in the water)
"Were DEAD! We survived, but we're DEEAAD!!!"-Dash
(To Bob)"My God, you've gotten fat."-Edna Mode
Mulan 2
"creping slow your/am in/at peace becuse you/i know its ok to be afriad"
a line in the first song in Mulan 2 my favret movie and song Mulan 1 and 2 is on my favret colection
rotk made my cry so much
Faramir: You wish now that our places had been exchanged... that I had died and Boromir had lived.
Denethor: Yes.
[whispering]
Denethor: I wish that.
Theoden: I know your face... Eowyn. My eyes darken.
Eowyn: No, no. I'm going to save you
Theoden: You already did...
Elrond: Put aside the ranger. Become who you were born to be.
Boromir: It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing.
Frodo: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.
Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work, Frodo, than the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the ring. In which case you also were meant to have it, and that is an encouraging thought.
Pippin: Anyways, you need people of intelligence on this sort of... mission... quest... thing.
Merry: Well, that rules you out, Pip.
=)
dont think i ahve one but my m8s is "fear the city is rank with it :P" -Gothmog LOTR
I was going to add those later Jannali ^^ Good stuff. I also like just about everything that Sam say sin all three movies. Sam's so awesome ^_^
Don't Be A Menace-
Dashiki: Now kids, what do we say to a man that Mommy just met?
Kids: Are you my daddy?
Recruiter: Well, I see your hobbies include "drinkin', smokin' weed, and all kinds of ill ****."
Ashtray's cellmate : If you hit a man, in time his wounds will heal. If you steal from a man, you can replace what you've stolen. But always cross in the green, never in between. Because the honorable Elijah Muhammed Ali floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee. And always remember my brother, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, knick knack, paddy whack, give a dog a bone, two thousand, zero, zero, party, oops! Out of time, my bacon smellin' fine.
[While filling out job application]
Loc Dog: Name: Loc Dog, baby. Height: Six-deuce! Age: 19. Father's name: mmm... I dunno. Sex: hell yeah, nigga! Salary desired: 3 million dollars! Cash!
The Lion King
Simba: I thought you said they were slobbering mangy stupid poachers?
Zazu: Ex-nay on the upid-stay!
Bonzai: 'Ey, who you callin' upid-stay!?
Simba: Yuck
Nala: Ew
Simba: I can't marry her, she's my best friend!
Nala: Yeah, it'd be so wierd.
Simba: I'm so hungry I could eat a whole Zebra.
Timon: Ah, we're fresh outta' zebra.
Simba: Any antelope?
Timon: Nah-uh
Simba: Hippo!?
Scar: Run, run away and never return.
Shenzi: There aint no way I'm goin' in there! What, you want me to come out lookin' like you? Cactus-butt!
The Lion King: Simba's Pride
Nuka: WOAH FIRE!
Nuka: Roasty toasty Princess, roasty toastie princess! Hey s'it hot in here or is it just me? (makes me laugh EVERY time.)
Kovu: I must KILL him!
Nuka: Mother I caught some field mice for you I left them over by the um--um...
Zira: But the child does not! However, if you need your pound of flesh, take it.
Timon: Pumba, let me define BABY SITTING!
The Incredibles
Elastigirl: You need to be more, flexible.
Shrek 2
Puss in Boots: You have ingaged my valuable services.
Donkey: I'm sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been taken.
Puss in Boots: Wait, Ogre, I have misjudged you...
Shrek: Join the club, we've got jackets.
Donkey: Shrek and I drank some magic potion and now...We're sexy!
Prince Charming: Cherry flavored, want a taste?
Heh heh, I see we have another Incredibles obsessor!Originally posted by Suki
When Nala says "Vitani!!", it sounds nothing like "Vitani!!".
My faves:
"She'd eat if we were having Tony Loaf."-Dash, The Incredibles
"The only normal one in this family is Jack-Jack and he's not even toilet trained!"- Violet, The Incredibles
"Words are useless! Gobble, gobble, gobble,gobble, gobble!"-Edna Mode, The Incredibles
"What we have here? Matching uniforms?"(Turns to Elastigirl and Mr.Incredible)
"Oh no! Elastigirl? You married Elastigirl???"
(Turns to Violet and Dash)
"And got BIZ-ZAY!"-Syndrome, The Incredibles
(After falling in the water)
"Were DEAD! We survived, but we're DEEAAD!!!"-Dash
(To Bob)"My God, you've gotten fat."-Edna ModeI saw your other board, great movie it is.
I luff it--must see it again...already seen it twice.
Dragon heart 1
Dracko(the big dragon) what are they doing ?
Berlgier(human) giving you a secrefise
Dracko:and i wonder who gave them that bright idea "looks anuying at Berlgier"
Berlgier: ah..never mind just get rid of her
Dracko: how?
Berlgier: eat her!
Dracko: ahw please yuock
Berlgier: you ate.....(i dont remeber the name )
Dracko: i nearly thouged in self defens..... i never swallod
Originally posted by Nuka
I was going to add those later Jannali ^^ Good stuff. I also like just about everything that Sam say sin all three movies. Sam's so awesome ^_^Sam deserved best actor for ROTKFrom the movie Lord of the Rings Return of the King
Sam: [Both are overcome by exhaustion] Do you remember the Shire, Mr. Frodo? It'll be spring soon. And the orchards will be in blossom. And the birds will be nesting in the hazel thicket. And they'll be sowing the summer barley in the lower fields... and eating the first of the strawberries with cream. Do you remember the taste of strawberries?
Frodo: No, Sam. I can't recall the taste of food... nor the sound of water... nor the touch of grass. I'm... naked in the dark. There's... There's nothing. No veil between me and the wheel of fire. I can see him... with my waking eyes.
Sam: Then let us be rid of it... once and for all. Come on, Mr. Frodo. I can't carry it for you... but I can carry you.
Posted by Jay and Silent Bob:
In Reply to: Jay & Silent Bob lick ba**s - Darth Randal 15:25:37
All you motherfu**ers are gonna pay, You are the ones who are the ba**-lickers. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fu**s who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our sh**, then sh** out our sh**, then eat their sh** which is made up of our sh** that we made 'em eat. Then you're all fu**ing next.
Love,
Jay and Silent Bob
EDIT: From: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
"They were born free and will stay forever free..." -Joy Adamson (Ginny McKenna) in "Born Free"
The Lion King
Nala
"Be-what?"
"Yeah, it'd be too weird."
"SIMBA! I'm kinda in the middle of a bath!"
"What else matters? You're alive!"
"I've really missed you."
"Pleeeeeeeease?"
Simba
"Mom! You're messing up my mane!"
"Mmm..you'd better go."
"Daaaad! Dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad! C'mon! You promised!"
"Well, when I'm king, that'll be the first thing to go."
The Incredibles
Violet
"In case you haven't noticed, we aren't doing so hot either."
"Super-duper, Dad!"
"You heard her."
"I said SHUT UP, you little insect!"
Dash
"We're DEAD! We survived, but we're DEEEEAAAD!!!!!"
(Elastigirl/Helen)"Everyone's special, Dash."
"Which is another way of saying nobody is."
"What???"
"Are we there yet?"
"She'd eat if we were having Tony Loaf..."
Edna
"My god, you've gotten fat."
"Edna Mode...and guest."
"Alright, I will fix the hobo-suit.."
"ARE YOU CRAZY?? YOU'RE ELASTIGIRL! GO AND SHOW HIM WHO'S BOSS! Go! Fight! WIN! And when you're done darling, call me back and tell me about it....."
(Bob)"You know I'm retired."
"As am I darling, yet, here we are."
"Words are useless! Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble!"
Helen/ Elastigirl
"C'mon ladies. Leaving saving the world to the men? I don't think so..."
"You're in charge until I get back, Violet."
(Bob, yelling to Helen as she holds up the trailer) "How ya doing, honey?"
(screaming back) "Do I really have to answer that?"
Random
Little boy on trike:
1st time: (bubble gum pops and has a bug-eyed look on his face)
2nd time:"I don't know....something amazing I guess."
3rd time: (screaming,his hands up in the air)"WOW! THAT WAS TOTALLY *WICKED*!!!"
Frozone:
"It's for the greater good!"
(Mrs.Best/Honey):"THE GREATER GOOD?I'M YOUR WIFE!! I'M THE GREATEST 'GOOD' YOU'RE EVER GONNA GET!"
Kill Bill Vol. 2
The Bride: You any good with that shotgun?
Karen Kim: Not that i have to be at this range, but i'm a f***ing surgeon with this shotgun.
Elle Driver: The amount of venom delivered in a single bite can be gargantuan. You know, i've always liked that word...'gargantuan'...so rarely i have an opportunity to use it in a sentence...
Bill: ...can you feel it?
The Bride: Euphoria?
Bill: Yeah.
The Bride: No.
Bill: Too bad.
Bill: I'm the man.
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