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  1. October 30th, 2004, 12:38 PM #21
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    Yo momma's so fat,
    when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.

    Yo momma's so fat,
    when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.

    Yo momma's so fat,
    a picture of her fell off the wall!

    Yo momma's so fat,
    her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
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    These used to be great a long time ago, though nobody around my parts never say them anymore, because they either got to be really offensive or that it just got to be incredibly boring.
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    i dont like this threat:badnews:......how can you even make fun off mothers:Ohno:........
  5. October 31st, 2004, 09:36 PM #25
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    gotta agree with shadow here i hate it when things come to these kinda jokes
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    Originally posted by shadow
    i dont like this threat:badnews:......how can you even make fun off mothers:Ohno:........
    FICTIONAL CHARACTERS, these jokes are pointed at NO ONE. x_X
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    Originally posted by Sonique21837?
    FICTIONAL CHARACTERS, these jokes are pointed at NO ONE. x_X
    yeah i know....but still.....
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    *orders LH antidepressant pills* XD
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    Originally posted by Sonique21837?
    *orders LH antidepressant pills* XD
    very funny......
  10. October 31st, 2004, 10:47 PM #30
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    Is that the American version of the British 'chill pills'?
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    Originally posted by shadow
    very funny......
    Actually, it's not...

    *retrieves legendary quote*

    Originally posted by Nephilim
    Also, has anyone noticed about how all we're doing in *****ING about the forum, making it worse then it is? Heck, it wasn't even bad to begin with.
    You're right Neph, I've noticed that too. XD
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    Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
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    Mummy Thread
    this gonna be early mothers day thread
  14. May 4th, 2005, 12:01 PM #34
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    Yo Momma's so Ugly, that when the arrested her, they took her to the pound!!!.....
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    .........
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    oh god not this thred again *smacks head with paw* plz don't go overboard with this please...and watch wat you say
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    yeha i say the same but sense this topic is tipcaly abut "momma" i will stay out of it and not cumpline....come on LKS let them yo momma how much they want.....we dont need to go here and nether are we asked to....so let them have there yo momma.......
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    Originally posted by Lion King Stu
    oh god not this thred again *smacks head with paw* plz don't go overboard with this please...and watch wat you say
    Yeah, I agree there.
    All I'm saying about my 'momma' is that she started weight club the other week...that isn't an insult either.

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    I am with KLS and Shadow. I never could figure out how these kinds of joked amused people. Espicailly when they don't even know if the target's mother is ac6ually heavyset or not.
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