What is the person's Avatar saying?

[lionloversam]

Rum is good.

[Safila]

This plastic surgery sure does make it hard to move your eyebrows..

[Kapasa]

Today's Special: Microwaved meerkat

[Ruska]

"I never brush my teeth because I haven't got any."

I'm lame. I know.

[Kimbai]

"New and Improved Gatoraid drink."


Im lamer though.

[Safila]

I just love the Sound Of Music songs, listen everyone, soooo cool

[The-Lioness]

"Oh wow, this is a very nice pedicure"

[Safila]

I'm not a stalker ok, just cause my pawprints were outside your bedroom window 5 days in a row, doesn't mean a thing

[TX-101]

"...must have slipped my mind."
(how original...)

[lionloversam]

note to self: don't bring the rum on top secret missions

[Marikunin]

"Ready....aim.....yes, for the guy that is trying to walk through the wall!"
(anyone who's played first person shooter games will understand this)

[HasiraKali]

Dude. How much longer am I going to have to hold this pose. My arm's starting to ache.

[Safila]

Man, i LOVE tanning salons.

Yes... it's lame.. but i'm in a non-thinking mood today.

[lionloversam]

peace

[Safila]

SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Ngatuny]

One down, three to go

[Safila]

"All i did was kill a few people, spit on some kids and steal some peoples food. And yet they put me behind bars. I've seen worse... Like this one time, i saw a monkey stealing something out of another moneys fur.. and then he ate it to hide the evidence... and HE didn't get put behind bars!"

ahh.. it's a bit lame.. but you get that.

[Xinithian]

^ My television, my house, my rules.

-you wouldn't understand if you haven't seen those parenting billboards promoting healthier lifestyles for kids.

[Safila]

"You... YOU!!! yoooouuuu!!! You were that horrible person that.. commited a.. a terrible crime! 'What crime?' You may ask. The crime of not knowing how to do the time warp."

[HasiraKali]

I can't believe that Vader guy sold out to CNN... oh wait...