Thanks! Wait, the last line or that whole pairing?
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Thanks! Wait, the last line or that whole pairing?
The Gang's Reaction to Crazy Pairings: Scar/Nala
Simba: Nala...it can't be....is it?
Nala: Heheheh....karma strikes back.
Scar: How'd they find out?!
Sarabi: I am so glad I dumped him for Muffy...
Mufasa: (silent) Scar? Can I have a word with you?
Kovu: ...dude.
Kiara: ...Mom? Do you have something to tell me?
Zazu: SO that's why Scar always kicked me out of his cave when Nala came...
Zira: (gapes) Oh, Scar...(Sharpens claws)
Vitani: So that's why Nala hated Mom so much...
Nuka: Um...ew?
Shenzi: Well, Scar DID start going off the deep end right before he died...
Banzai: ...not surprised. Scar was crazy.
Ed: (blinks)
Sarafina: Oh. I see...SCAR! Come here, NOW!
Timon: Ew! That's not right...
Pumbaa: But...isn't he her father?
Rafiki: (sighs) ...You keep making things worse for youself, Scar...
Ma: Oh, my...maybe I should go comfort Nala...
Uncle Max: Isn't that illegal?
I got Zira/Nala on deck, as well as Sarabi/Sarafina, Scar/Sarabi, Mufasa/Sarafina, Zazu/Timon, Zazu/Ma, Uncle Max/Ma, and I am currently writing Mufasa/Simba...any more suggestions?
EDIT: Sorry for triple posting, but no one is really responding to this....or I just type too fast...
Specialy last lines of last pairing.
Oh, I see. Thanks!
EDIT: Rafiki's line WAS really good....^^;
Please edit your posts in future.Originally posted by Marikunin
I got Zira/Nala on deck, as well as Sarabi/Sarafina, Scar/Sarabi, Mufasa/Sarafina, Zazu/Timon, Zazu/Ma, Uncle Max/Ma, and I am currently writing Mufasa/Simba...any more suggestions?
EDIT: Sorry for triple posting, but no one is really responding to this....or I just type too fast...
ok,sorry.Originally posted by Nephilim
Please edit your posts in future.
EDIT: So, have you guys ever heard of a pairing that just made you laugh out loud?
I don't like any TLK pairings, since most of them are incestuous. Hell, even the official pairing of Simba/Nala is incestuous.
Well, lions DO interbreed....
That's a hot trio.
Time paradox, paedophilia or necrophila: make your choice folks!Originally posted by SimbaTheLion
I like Simba/Mufasa/Kovu... Murrrrrrowl =^_^= ...
I'm just reading this thread to laugh what stupid and funny things you can hear. It's a real comedy! so when's next one comming?
The next ship I'll post is Zira/Nala.Originally posted by TX-101
I'm just reading this thread to laugh what stupid and funny things you can hear. It's a real comedy! so when's next one comming?
I need help with Mufasa/Simba. I'm still writing it, but I've run out of funny responses. Any suggestions?
TLK Pairings: Simba/Mufasa
Simba: Hey, Dad, we?ll always be ?together,? right?
Nala: Your mother?what would she think?
Scar: This is just between you and your daddy. And now everyone knows why!
Sarabi: I always knew there was something wrong with that ?Circle of Life? stuff.
Mufasa: That?s very good! *laughs* Now, this time?.
Kovu: And I thought Scar was creepy. *shudders*
Kiara: Kinda gives ?we are one? a whole new meaning. Daddy, this has to stop!
Zazu: I always thought things were better under Mufasa!
Zira: I?ve dreamed of nothing else for years....
Vitani: Ugh. Kiara?s right?enough...?
Nuka: *grins and bounces around* I?d do it for you, Mother!
Shenzi: *snickers* Ooh, it tingles?.
Banzai: Man, I hate danglings!
Ed: *giggles wildly*
Sarafina: *stares* Huh?what do you think, Sarabi?
Timon: We?re gonna fight your uncle?for this?
Pumbaa: *confused* What?s wrong with that?
Rafiki: You see?he lives in you.
Ma: Wait...what?
Uncle Max: Carnivores...oy!
OMG Katari! You did really funny this time! like cutted from the movie! i literally laughed to some! good work.
::dies from laughing::Originally posted by Katari
TLK Pairings: Simba/Mufasa
Simba: Hey, Dad, we?ll always be ?together,? right?
Nala: Your mother?what would she think?
Scar: This is just between you and your daddy. And now everyone knows why!
Sarabi: I always knew there was something wrong with that ?Circle of Life? stuff.
Mufasa: That?s very good! *laughs* Now, this time?.
Kovu: And I thought Scar was creepy. *shudders*
Kiara: Kinda gives ?we are one? a whole new meaning. Daddy, this has to stop!
Zazu: I always thought things were better under Mufasa!
Zira: I?ve dreamed of nothing else for years....
Vitani: Ugh. Kiara?s right?enough...?
Nuka: *grins and bounces around* I?d do it for you, Mother!
Shenzi: *snickers* Ooh, it tingles?.
Banzai: Man, I hate danglings!
Ed: *giggles wildly*
Sarafina: *stares* Huh?what do you think, Sarabi?
Timon: We?re gonna fight your uncle?for this?
Pumbaa: *confused* What?s wrong with that?
Rafiki: You see?he lives in you.
Ma: Wait...what?
Uncle Max: Carnivores...oy!
"He lives in you" -- personal favorite.
Well, I wanna try making original lines for each of them. The way you got lines from the actual movies was cool, but still.....
The Gang's Reaction to Crazy Pairings: Zira/Nala
Simba: Was the time when I was gone THAT bad?
Nala: WHAT?!?! N-not true!!!
Scar: Man...that was one HOT performance...(grins lewdly)
Sarabi: (files away for future blackmail on Zira)
Mufasa: (bangs head into wall in attempt to go unconscious and forget the whole thing)
Kovu: (jaw drops) No...way. (pauses for a moment) To the Internet!!!
Kiara: No way...Mom, did Zira really do that to you?
Zazu: (faints after five minutes of gaping in shock)
Zira: Ugh...ok, who told?
Vitani: Is that why Mom was so grouchy all the time?
Nuka: What? That's crazy! Stupid, and...oh MAN, that's hot! (twitches)
Shenzi: I bet Scar made 'em do it...
Banzai: (blinks) I knew that Zira was really a [CENSORED].
Ed: Hehheh?
Sarafina: ...Zira...(bares teeth and growls)
Timon: I knew that Zira was desperate, but man...
Pumbaa: Not surprise about Zira, but...I thought that I knew Nala...
Rafiki: ...Scar and Simba have weird tastes in women...
Ma: Really?
Uncle Max: Whaaat? Wait, who's Zira?
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