Okay, I got this one from another off-topic section of a forum. I know anyone who's reading this already knows I've been particularly prolific in the games section here. Forgive me-the games, I've found, are addicting, and they're also a good way for me to get to know you guys better.

So anyway, here's how this one goes: you ask a simple question, and the next person will give a stupid answer, as follows (more or less what someone else said):

HagosTH: Why does ink come out of a pen?

Mr.Muffins: Because it's running away from you before you can abuse it further

So I'll start.

Why do computer speakers make noise?