I'm still working on finishing my PhD in aquatic ecology -- then I'm gonna get me all that biology money. All eight dollars of it.

In the meantime, I work grueling hours for little pay in a field that is saturated and competitive. But I can't complain, I enjoy it and I still make enough to put food on the table and liquor in the cabinet. Plus I do some odd jobs on the side and build a custom guitar every few weeks that I'll consign at a local music shop.