The Ol' "What If?" Game

[lionloversam]

I would go hunting. I am hungry right now. I think I might go hunt down some leftover pizza about now.


What if you forgot how to speak english, but spoke the 'language of tigers' instead.

[Sombolia]

Wellll, I'd either have to- A: find a way to fix it; B: spend all my time at the zoo [not fun]; or C: kill myself. Hmmm.

What if, for the rest of your life, you had to watch reruns of your favorite show?

[WhiteLion]

hmmmmmm...I think i'd go crazy and shoot myself...


What if all the music in the world dissapeared except depressing country music?


BTW, I personaly hate country music :P

[lionloversam]

I would grab a bottle of whiskey and listen to "whiskey lalaby(spelling?)"

What is every plant turned to tobacco.

[Cobalt]

I think I would get smoked off the face of the earth.

What if every action you undertook was required to be approved by the gov't?

[lionloversam]

I would be forced to break the law.

What if organic foods were cheaper than the chemically altered foods?

[WhiteLion]

I would be a LOT healthier and definantly have a lot smaller gut


What if all the electricity in the world sudenly stoped working ?

[Cobalt]

I would go completely, and irrevocably insane as I suffered from computer withdraw.

What if I showed up at you front door with a sledgehammer and a basket full of watermelons? (Long story behind this one. See me if you care for an explanation.)

[WhiteLion]

I'd fall over laughing and look around to see if Luna is with you
:noogie:



What If I landed a OH-58D helicopter in you're front yard ?:horror:

(i know cobalt would ask for a ride :P)

[lionloversam]

Depends on who was driving it.



What if I accidently ran over your mail box with a pick-up truck with a V-8 engine?

[Neola]

I'd eat my magnify glass. I guess O_o (sorry, I'm in a weird mood )

What if your feet started growing while the rest of your body began shrinking? (sorry again...)

[WhiteLion]

hmmmm.....I'd prob see a doctor, then get a job with a carnaval as a sideshow freak


what if a schoolbus drove through the kitchen of your house and kept going down the road ?





P.S.- Lionloversam, I've had thatg happen to my mailbox several times, to many drunk rednecks around me I just built one with a cast iron pole and a huge spring on the bottom. Car's hit it and it just slides under the vehical and comes oput fine. though i have found car parts sitting nearbye after :P ...i'm not even close to kidding.

[Cobalt]

I suppose I'd pull the car into the kitchen, and not worry about parking outside. (btw, I had a 911 call for someone whom this happened to. SUV parked itself in the living room of a house)

What if you're skin changed colors based off the time of day? (think like, blue, red, green, purple, flourecent yellow)

[Neola]

I either would be totally happy because I have an excusion for not having to go anywhere (y'know, that "desease" kinda thingy^^)
OR
totally desperate becuase of having to change clothes every 2 hours (ya know, that colour-match-sort of problem)

What if you wanted to log on LEA but noticed that your account had suddenly disappeared?

[lionloversam]

I would create a new account.

What if you were pushed back five grade levels from your current grade.