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[Rook]

Came from under my bed

[This Land]

Eats Lamp Bulbs

[Safila]

doesn't like motorbikes at all and throwen everything in rubbish and prefes to walk everywhere, while spitting watermelon seeds at old ladies

[DarkPaw]

Walks around barefoot on top of frail, old ladies whilst eating watermelon.

[Rook]

Likes watching Safila do so

[Safila]

spends all her free time watching things happening in australia when she should be out in the fields looking after the goats and sheep

[Rook]

Ate all my goats and sheep thus rendering my looking-after abilities meaningless.

[Safila]

has turned vegetarian after eating poisonous meat, last seen scoffing down dandelions weeds, thistles and mushrooms and looking for a place to unload all the fibre.

[lionloversam]

Has just been hired as a tobacco lobyist to encourage young ones to start smoking.

[Safila]

Has just spent last 2 days getting tattoo removed cause his mum didnt like the colour, and replaced it with large multi coloured tattoo saying "safila is thy goddess" also with sparklers surrounding the words.

[DarkPaw]

Has just signed a deal with the sparkler company to give children at schools free tattoos that say: "safila is thy goddess".

[Haleo]

Is Very unhappy that this had made the 102nd page. As we speak, he kills Old Man Smitherson. D:

[Guntur]

Love Boney M and from South Los Angeles

[lionloversam]

Can not speak a single word of english

[Safila]

Is moving to Australia so he can learn how to play his plastic digereroo properly and learn how to cook pavlova =]

[lionloversam]

Is moving to America to compete in the hot dog eating contest followed by a chili pepper eating contest.

[Haleo]

Is NOT Lionloversam, but a parasite in his brain who his killed Him. He wishes to kill us too, Haleo is just the only one to have caught on.

[Monai]

Haleo murdered 8 billion trillion people. As a punishment, she was shrunk to the size of a grapefruit and imprisoned in a bass guitar for all eternity by the sun god Ra.

[lionloversam]

Monai wanted the screen name "Money" but chose monai as a cover so people would not constantly ask him for loans and not pay him back.

[Safila]

Got 2nd tattoo, but spelt safila and goddess wrong on it, so is reading thru dictionaries to see what it can be changed to.