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    Make Up an Outrageous Lie About Poster Above

    Because my game is clearly more fun than the other one, and inspires more originality than "Nephilim lives in London", "Nephilim is a mod!" and so on, so forth ad nauseum.

    Basically it's what the title says, but let's avoid anything actually offensive. So if I was replying to Nephilim, I would say something along the lines of:

    ^ Nephilim hopes one day to become a plastic surgeon, but unfortunately is lacking hands so liposuction will have to be done with a straw.

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    Marasa apparently thinks I want to share her style...But she needs to think a little more top of the line in fashion...

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    I now fire Marasa for her lack of fashion vision...She has been demoted to foot massager...

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    MArasa just got demoted again...now she will assist in cleaning off my drool whenever I need it...

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    Three words...Torture and compliance...

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    ...You're the one being tortured here...I am a very important Man with a lot of friends...:nukasm:

    Maybe if you beg real good, I may let you off easy...

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    Uhhh...silk?...

    And don't try anything funny...you are always being watched...

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    ...YOu have confused me...tape what...silk???

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    Goodnight...Sweet Dreams...:nukasm:

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    Nightmares...I had a crazy horrible dream where I failed Physics, oh wait I did?! Nooooo

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    Man...physics is hard...I barely passed it with an "A"...

    It is always important to remember that what goes up takes the same amount of time to go up as it does to come down...sans wind resistance and other such variables...

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    your taking the *** right. Cos im in a very bad mood, i dont know what i'll do im feeling a little jumpy today. You may be the top physicist in the world, but u cant think fast enough to stop bullets can ya, HAGDGAHAHaahahahahahahah.....why do i keep missing?!!!

    I know i'll throw the gun at you, didnt expect that did ya.

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    ...Physics is very hard...you must be one with the cosines, sines, and the fact that gravity pulls things down...Do it, you must...young padawan...

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    You know you may have your way with the women and secrete poetry to charm others....

    But your completly useless at cheering people up, im all depressed and your all like its easy as pie. Can you ever not be sacastic....or brutally honest???

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    Well, look at it this way...I aced physics in the worst state for education in the United States...getting good grades here is easy...all you have to do is show up, basically...hell, if they gave out driver's licenses here like they do passing grades then the streets would be filled with blind people driving...

    Unless you plan on getting a job where you have to deal with physics, I wouldn't be too upset about it...hell, physics will in no way help me in my future...unless I use it to hit on women...like "Hey Baby, two bodies in motion stay in motion...if you know what I mean"...

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    sigh I guess i'll never know the meaning to life.
    Anyone here know?

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    To serve me...

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    how much do ya pay?

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    nothing...he wants you for his slave.
    Sgt.Kapasa Dont I pay you enough?

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    ...I don't pay...good service is rewarded by the prospects of being allowed to live...:nukasm:

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