You might be a furry if... (Lion King)

[Endra]

The Lion King

1. you think that Kiara alone justifies any lion/blonde jokes.
2. you know what the beer joke is in Simba's Pride.
3. you think the only reason Shenzi, Bonzai, Scar, Nuka, Kovu, Zera, an Ed all failed to kill Simba is because Vitani hasn't had a try yet.
4. you think Ed, Edd and Eddie means the horse, the hyena, and the radio psychiatrists dog
5. you can list five physical similarities between Vitani and Cadpig
6. you spent your Disneyworld vacation in the arcade playing the Lion King Game
7. you spent $5000 on a brand new PIII to emulate the SNES Lion King Game
8. you have ever performed a 'Rafiki Lee' maneuver
9. you think blonde jokes are unfair to lions
10. Scar changed your accent from deep southern to slightly English
11. Scar singlehandedly improved your vocabulary by 30 words.
12. you decide to start watching the Arsenio Hall Show, since Timon and Pumbaa seem to like it so much.
13. you have a videocassette entitled 'the best of Vitani'
14. you think "Best of Vitani" is redundant
15. you can recite the entire Lion King script, but can't remember how Titanic ended.
16. you headbang to any part of the Lion King soundtrack
17. you thought Nathan Lane's crowning achievement was Timon in The Lion King.
18. your idea of a perfect woman has sapphire eyes, golden fur, and a Swahili name. (with apologies to G. Raymond Eddy)
19. you use a tape of The Lion King to fine tune your TV color and contrast
20. your internet browser defaults to www.lionking.org, www.kimba.org or, www.vitani.org
21. you know which of the previous URL's is nonexistent
22. you go to www.vitani.org anyway, just in case
23. you think it's cool that Mufasa endorses cell phones
24. you spent more than $1000 (or regional equivalent) to get to New York to see The Lion King on Broadway.
25. you went more than 100 kilometers to hear a middle school band perform "Circle of Life"
26. you've managed to get an entire busload of college band students to sing 'Hakuna Matata'
27. you know exactly where you were on June 15, 1994

[unregistered user]

Originally posted by Aziri

1. you think that Kiara alone justifies any lion/blonde jokes.

5. you can list five physical similarities between Vitani and Cadpig

15. you can recite the entire Lion King script, but can't remember how Titanic ended.

17. you thought Nathan Lane's crowning achievement was Timon in The Lion King.

21. you know which of the previous URL's is nonexistent

Those fit me, except I do remember how Titanic ended 9_9

[va-kasi]

19. you use a tape of The Lion King to fine tune your TV color and contrast

Well SP anyway.

21. you know which of the previous URL's is nonexistent

Yup

22. you go to www.vitani.org anyway, just in case

Well I did last time I read this anyway

[Prince Simba]

28. if you are afraid of logs, moving or not.
29. if you giggle about everything.
30. if you think Kovu completely ruined the phrase "yeehaw" or vice versa
31. if you freed the lion named Simba at your local zoo
32. if you threaten anyone who walks their dog near your lion king-themed horticulture
33. if you refuse the beef at the grocery store and insist they import hippo, zebra, and wildebeest
34. if you are addicted to passionfruits
35. if you are think every cloud you see looks like mufasa
36. if you're still looking for Sarabi
37. if you can find your way out of a heavily guarded room undetected
38. if you randomly started arguing about TLK with the debate team
39. if you beat the debate team ^

[unregistered user]

Originally posted by Prince Simba
28. if you are afraid of logs, moving or not.

30. if you think Kovu completely ruined the phrase "yeehaw" or vice versa

Muahaha x)

30. is absolute truth =P And yes, logs are scary!

[Simba22]

40. You have random daydreams of a herd of lions mauling your boring science teacher.[come on who hasn't thought about this?]

41. You miss Graduation/Bar Mitzfah/Wedding to see Lion King for the 10 millionth time.

42. You get up and start dancing in the aisles during TLKOB

43. When you hear about a new school uniform your first assumption is everyone's supposed to dress in african garbs and robes.

44. You take your wife to Kenai.

45. When ever someone walks in the room you pounce on them.

46. When you have kids you teach them how to pounce.

47. Your room is so full of Lion King stuff that no one can ever get in or get out of the room.

48. You start African chants all the time.

49. You can quote each line word for word from all 3 Lion King movies.

[unregistered user]

50. You sing Circle of Life every morning.

[lionloversam]

These apply to me:
15. you can recite the entire Lion King script, but can't remember how Titanic ended.(minus the Titanic part)
28. if you are afraid of logs, moving or not.
30. if you think Kovu completely ruined the phrase "yeehaw" or vice versa

[Endra]

Yush. I got them from a website... I take no credit for them .

Nice additions too ^^

[Shoukai]

Whats the Beer joke in SP?

Wow, i didn't know that I had so many of these symtoms !
If it adds to anything, my guild title in Ragnarok is "Lion Fetish" ^^;;

[Winter Lioness]

These apply to me.
1. you think that Kiara alone justifies any lion/blonde jokes.
15. you can recite the entire Lion King script, but can't remember how Titanic ended.
21. you know which of the previous URL's is nonexistent
22. you go to www.vitani.org anyway, just in case
30. if you think Kovu completely ruined the phrase "yeehaw" or vice versa
40. You have random daydreams of a herd of lions mauling your boring science teacher.[come on who hasn't thought about this?
(It was my History teacher, but oh well)

[lionloversam]

51. ...you come to a wedding in a fursuit when told to wear your best attire.

[Alli]

This may be stupid but it's all i can think of x.x

52. Everytime you see a wart hog you jump up and down yelling "PUMBAA!!" x.x

[Katse]

1. you think that Kiara alone justifies any lion/blonde jokes.

5. you can list five physical similarities between Vitani and Cadpig
-Umm.... I think I can...

6. you spent your Disneyworld vacation in the arcade playing the Lion King Game
-Not exactly, but I did take pictures of anything TLK I could find.

8. you have ever performed a 'Rafiki Lee' maneuver
-Probably, but I don't remember.

11. Scar singlehandedly improved your vocabulary by 30 words.
-Most likely.

15. you can recite the entire Lion King script, but can't remember how Titanic ended.
-Yeah, baby!

16. you headbang to any part of the Lion King soundtrack
-
17. you thought Nathan Lane's crowning achievement was Timon in The Lion King.

20. your internet browser defaults to www.lionking.org, www.kimba.org or, www.vitani.org
- again.

21. you know which of the previous URL's is nonexistent
-I think I do...

23. you think it's cool that Mufasa endorses cell phones
-He does?!?!?! Holy moly, that rocks!

24. you spent more than $1000 (or regional equivalent) to get to New York to see The Lion King on Broadway.
-Not on Broadway, but somewhere near Hollywood. I don't know what my parents did to get me in, though.

26. you've managed to get an entire busload of college band students to sing 'Hakuna Matata'
-Close, but not close enough.

[Kiara Serengeti]

#30 is true. Kovu ruined 'yeehaw' for me and I pretty much hated it in the first place. Seeing Kovu running on screen yelling "yeehaw" several times made me wanna barf. It was just corny. I think Kovu was probably on drugs. JK. But I still don't like that scene.

1. you think that Kiara alone justifies any lion/blonde jokes.

HEY!!!! No fair!

[Sombolia]

Ones that apply to me:

Originally posted by Aziri
The Lion King

1. you think that Kiara alone justifies any lion/blonde jokes.
6. you spent your Disneyworld vacation in the arcade playing the Lion King Game
8. you have ever performed a 'Rafiki Lee' maneuver
10. Scar changed your accent from deep southern to slightly English
11. Scar singlehandedly improved your vocabulary by 30 words.
12. you decide to start watching the Arsenio Hall Show, since Timon and Pumbaa seem to like it so much.
14. you think "Best of Vitani" is redundant
15. you can recite the entire Lion King script, but can't remember how Titanic ended.
16. you headbang to any part of the Lion King soundtrack
17. you thought Nathan Lane's crowning achievement was Timon in The Lion King.
19. you use a tape of The Lion King to fine tune your TV color and contrast
21. you know which of the previous URL's is nonexistent
22. you go to www.vitani.org anyway, just in case
23. you think it's cool that Mufasa endorses cell phones
24. you spent more than $1000 (or regional equivalent) to get to New York to see The Lion King on Broadway.
26. you've managed to get an entire busload of college band students to sing 'Hakuna Matata'
27. you know exactly where you were on June 15, 1994

^^;

Btw, Cadpig.. I can't remember who that is x_x Mind refreshing my memory, anyone..?

[jazonhyena]

Wow well I guess I'm not a furry Lion King at all =/ hmms.

[va-kasi]

Originally posted by Sombolia
Ones that apply to me:



^^;

Btw, Cadpig.. I can't remember who that is x_x Mind refreshing my memory, anyone..?

Cadpig is one of the dalmatians from the 101 dalmatians tv series.

I can't think of anything she has in common with Vitani though

[Lucy Lioness]

Cadpig is also in the book 101 Dalmations. She is the puppy who almost dies, like Lucky in the movie, but in the book this puppy is Cadpig. She is the runt.

[va-kasi]

Really? I didn't know that, I thought they just made her up for the series. :P

The original novel you mean? Not the Disney version?