The Corrupt Your Wish Game

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

Could be worse!

^ Granted, but he neglects to notice something that risks the whole company

I wish TF2 would finish downloading its updates...

[shadowland]

^ Granted, it downloads spyware as well =3

I wish I could get my ideas down more efficiently

[Safila]

Granted, sucks out your brain to make room for efficient ideas

I wish it wasn't the last episode of Glee today

[lionloversam]

Granted. But they lose all musical talent and become painful to watch.

I wish I could sleep longer and go into work later

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

Granted. But they lose all musical talent and become painful to watch.

Woah...it came true!


^ Granted, but you sleep for a week and miss a week's wages

I wish I could solve a Rubiks cube in 30secs

[Safila]

Granted. All the sides are the same colours now.


I wish my guitar had new strings.

[lionloversam]

Granted, But they are the cheapest ones available and break while you are tuning your guitar two days after getting them.

I wish I didn't like pizza so much.

[Safila]

Granted, meddles with your subconscious so pizza now tastes like brussel sprouts

I wish the water in the pool wasn't freezing so I could swim

[lionloversam]

^ Granted. But now its raining.

I wish I could be a captain of a cargo ship.

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

Granted, but it's transporting nuclear waste to dump in the ocean

I wish I had a desk chair!

[lionloversam]

^ granted. But it is built of toothpicks.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of Tabasco pepper sauce

[Safila]

granted, you're hooked up to a peppersauce making machine but it's strawberry flavoured.


I wish I had a bowl of smarties to nibble on.

[lionloversam]

Granted. But they are pepper flavored

I wish I had a clue what to wish for.

[KanuTGL]

Damnit, Sam beat me to it Edit...

Granted, but now you have come up with so many wishes that you can't decide which one to choose.

I wish IKEA in Coventry sold more types of Swedish sweets :P

[lionloversam]

Granted. But, you forget to eat regular meals and eat nothing but sweets.

I wish I had a jar of pickled herring imported from Finland

[Simbaspirit]

granted, but its spoiled and it makes you sick.

I wish it wasn't the last episode of Glee today

I wish glee never existed.. I can't stand the show or the music

[shadowland]

Granted, but an extra helping of The X Factor takes its slot D:

I wish there weren't so many idiots in this world

[KanuTGL]

Granted, but now there are nearly no people left on the planet :P

I wish the film industry would stop making stupid, cheap sequels.

[lionloversam]

Granted. But it is room temperature.

I wish I wasn't so tired this early in the evening.

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

Granted. But it is room temperature.

Wait...wat?

Granted, you're now tired in the morning

I wish It wasn't so windy!