The Corrupt Your Wish Game

[shadowland]

Granted, you get rich and lose the common touch

I wish I could cheer the hell up lol

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

Granted, but you no longer have any inspiration for music

I wish I had some inspiration for music...

[lionloversam]

Granted, but you become so famous you no longer have time for us

I wish I had a lifetime supply of Campbell's Chicken Noodle soup

[shadowland]

Granted, you have to eat it every minute of every day

I wish I had my own chef

[lionloversam]

Granted. But he is a vegan chef

I wish I had tomorrow off work.

[Safila]

Granted, but you have to go help bath all the people at an olds folks home instead.


Wish my stubbed toe didn't hurt so much.

[lionloversam]

Granted. But now your finger hurts because you just smashed it in a drawer.

I wish I could have a TLK dream tonight.

[Safila]

Granted, but you are Pumba being chased by a herd of elephants

I wish someone could help me clean up this glitter off my bedroom floor.

[lionloversam]

Granted. But you spill more glitter.

Did you try getting the glitter up by using tape? What type of floor do you have? Is it carpet? I would try a broom or vacuum first though.

I wish I had 50 billion dollars.

[shadowland]

Granted, but the dollar loses its value and becomes worthless

I wish I could rest

[Safila]

Granted, puts crushed up valium in your hot milk, only trouble you sleep 24/7 and your bladder busting


I wish I could get all my driving lessons over and done with.

[shadowland]

^ Granted, you do that by not completing them

I wish I cou- zzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Simbaspirit]

^ granted, but you won't wake up for 50 years

I wish I could get rid of the 5 445am shifts I have coming up this week..

[Safila]

Granted, you danced on the boss's desk in stilletos leaving holes in his paperwork and you're now fired.

I wish the biggest wooden roller coaster in the world was here where I live.

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

^ Granted, but it's made out of matchsticks and held together with chewing gum

I wish I could discover somewhere new today

[shadowland]

^ Granted, it's the 9th circle of hell

I wish I didnt miss my gf so much right now

[lionloversam]

^ granted. But, you don't have a gf now.

I wish I could be in perfect physical health

[KanuTGL]

Granted, but your mental health is now terrible.

I wish I had enough money to buy a new Wacom tablet D:

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

^ Granted, but every store you go to is sold out and they go out of business

I wish I lived in New York

[lionloversam]

^ Granted. But now you share a flat with two homosexual men that are both your age and have major crushes on you

I wish my supervisor has a better attitude tomorrow.