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    The Corrupt Your Wish Game

    In this game you make a wish and the next poster will grant it. But, there is a negative string attached. So, be careful what you wish for.

    Example:

    Person 1: I wish I had a dog.

    person 2: Granted, but it eats your favorite stuffed animal.
    I wish I had a car.

    Person 3: Granted, but it doesn't run.
    I wish I had a new tv.

    Person 4: Granted, but it only displays in black and white.
    I wish I had a new house.

    Okay, I'll start.


    I wish I had a billion dollars.

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    Granted! However, it's in the form of a loan with 10% interest.

    I wish I had a talent of some sort...

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    Granted! But, you become highly skilled in proctology.

    I wish I could meet Elton John.

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    Wish granted, you meet him when you rear-end his expensive car and he sues you for all you're worth

    I wish I could photograph a red-tailed black cockatoo...
    That which you manifest is before you.

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    Granted! But, immediately after taking the picture you accidently drop your camera into a stream.

    I wish I could travel to England for a vacation.

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    Granted! But you lose your passport on the way and can't get through the UK passport control.

    I wish my cough would go away :[

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    Granted, you lose your natural reflex to cough. Due to this, mucus will constantly dribble down into your lungs, and you will have to have your lungs regularly emptied surgically (.. Which is, btw, one of the most painful surgical procedures in existence . You're welcome!)

    I wish I could wear anything I wanted and still look good.

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    Granted! But, you look so good, everybody that sees you between the ages of 12 and 89 asks you for your number and a date. Yes, both male and female.

    I wish I had a life-size lion stuffed animal.

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    Granted, but it's not the plushy toy you might have been thinking. It's an actual lion that has been killed and stuffed just for your pleasure. Good luck bearing that on your conscience!

    I wish I didn't need to sleep.

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    Granted, but because you do not sleep, you begin to shrink since your body is too busy keeping you awake to do other things.

    I wish I lived in DisneyWorld.

    We are so much more complicated than our names.
    *Team Night Sky*
    Por favor, manténgase alejado de mi chocolate.
    If you're not here to party, get out of the teacup.

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    Wish granted, however the rent fee use all of your money and so you can´t enjoy the parks there :-P

    I wish i could do a safari in Africa...

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    Granted...but you are kidnapped by poachers and forced to hunt all the animals...

    I wish I was a famous rock star...
    ---< Stop Whispering And Start Shouting >---

    Team Night Sky Blue

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    Granted, but you're forced to work with Rebecca Black.

    I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener.

    We are so much more complicated than our names.
    *Team Night Sky*
    Por favor, manténgase alejado de mi chocolate.
    If you're not here to party, get out of the teacup.

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    Granted! But you are thrown in scalding hot water by a street vender. You then float around in there till you are bought by a severely obese man. Then eating in two bites.

    I wish I could speak Hebrew fluently.

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    granted! But then you would forget how to speak english properly..

    I wish I could play bass as well as Nikki Sixx

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    Granted, but you can only do it in private in your own room...as soon as you try and play in front of people you forget how.

    I wish I could have a holiday...
    ---< Stop Whispering And Start Shouting >---

    Team Night Sky Blue

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    Granted, But you appear there instantly with No Money, No transport, no phone and no-one speaks your language.

    I wish for the next poster to have eternal Happiness ^^

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    Granted, but that poster (that'll be me then!) has to watch everyone they know grow old and die...

    I wish for the next poster to have a dull, uneventful day..
    ---< Stop Whispering And Start Shouting >---

    Team Night Sky Blue

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    Granted, but that poster has to go to work tomorrow.

    I wish I could travel to Australia and go on a month long sightseeing tour.

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    Granted, but at the time you plan your sightseeing trip to Australia, there's a tropical cyclone, so your flight ends up being cancelled and you have to stay in the US.

    I wish I could get cheaper plane tickets, or better still, ones for free.

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