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*picks nose as well*Originally posted by Alli
*picks nose* Oh, eh, ahem. I'll join!
*was just kidding*
Princes don't pick their noses! That's why every responsible Prince has a court jester. The jester picks his own nose, and then there's no reason for the Prince to.
Robin Williams AKA UtoraAKA Me: Mayday! Mayday! Dragon-Lady with incredible figure at 11 o'clock! Stop the car.
My friend: I can't do that, sir.
Me: Aw, Edward, you don't understand. I've been on a small Greek island with a lot of women who look like Zorba, I never thought I'd find women attractive ever again. And now that I do, you won't even turn the car around? Thanks a lot.
My friend: You have a very important meeting with the top brass...
Me: -Oh, there she is again! How did she get ahead of us?
My friend: That's another person, sir.
Me: She's beautiful and quick. Speed up, check her stamina. Oh my gosh, they're quick, they're fast, and small. Ha, ha, ha, ha! I feel like a fox in a chicken coop!
Page 3?! I leave for a couple of days and the Ultimate Lea Pride is shunted down to page 3?....oy...
Anyway this is me non-slyly shoving it back up to the front page because we always need more members!
Hairdryer. Tulip. Raspberry.
now where's my armadilo?
good to be back on top...
armadilo you sure it not a meerkat cause i swear it look like a meerkat
no, i definately lost my armadillo
it's arounf here somwhere...
maybe the germans killed him Utora!!!
[gasps] I bet you they did!! I heard something going on around here, hmmmm.....well, if they did, we'll just get you some KFC. =)
KFC will do me!
Why did that not sound right?
KFC = modify chickens
Me loves KFC.
Lea members I've had the pleasure of meeting in person: Sharifu, Sadiki, This Land, Nathalie, Lucy, Lion King Stu, Taneli, KanuTGL, Shadow, Revo and Leorgathar
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me not too fussed
*gets popcorn chicken and starts choking*
[gasps for breath]
*takes out a fishing rod and ties a piece of KFC Chicken at the end of it *
Guess this is the ulimate Lion bait around here
KFC chickens (you can see how much oil in it just by rubbing tissue with it)
[dives and bites KFC chicken on fishing line]
*Pulls back ont he line to find a fat lion*
hmmmmmmm i got some :badnews: for this lion...... *Pokes the lions belly* you over weight fattynow get off my line here i am looking for big game not fat game............
*throw the fat lion away and hooks a piece of wrum on my line* here fishy fishy
mmmmm KFC.
*drools on keyboard*
*key board short circuits*
*Throws Mirzai a Class C fire extingisher as sparks start to come from the keyboard*
now now Lioness KFC is not for Lioness
*boop*
Tranlation:
Human?
Making fun of the humans now eh
*takes out a tranquilizer* here Lioness lioness lioness wolfy got a little present for you :kovusmile
*runs away*
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