The wheels on the bus go round and round....
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The wheels on the bus go round and round....
Colonel Nathan R. Jessup......and Lt. Dan...I want the wheels of that bus REMOVED NOW!
*removes wheels*
now what?
Grab all the citizens inside, and um.....[thinks] Hold them hostage!
*gets MP5 out*
"RIGHT EVERYONE! THIS BUS WILL BLOW UP IF IT DROPS BELOW 50 MPH"
"but we have no wheels"
"crapflaps"
*bus blows up, and is thrown out of bus and flies through a skyscraper*
[watches grandieur show and slaps Dan over the head with a Springfield 03'] Are you eating the corn from the can you nut? I said take them hostages, not go thro the empire State Building. Good as any tho. Hey, lets take this to ATGF....but I need the link!
new forum utora, so you'll need to sign up again:
http://www.freeyabb.com/myboard/inde...nythinggoesfor
the role play can be found here
I walk alone i walk alone
Room.. it's da room i tell yah.. its da room...
ahh ahh ahha ahhh AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
STAYIN' ALIVE!!!!
In an RV down the highway, left it on autopilot, went sailin' er' the sky!!!!
CREEK!!
CAR!!!
PEDISTREAN!!!
[swamps RV in nursing home]
Old lady: Is that an RV?Eeeeeeek!
*is still dressed up a a predator*
*lands on top of RV and cuts roof in 2*
oops, sorry, wrong car
*gets out of back*
*walks down the street and kills a drug dealer with harpoon type weapon thing that the predator carries*
[hears lady screaming and crawls outta RV...sees a machine nearby] SODA!!!!
[runs up and grabs wallet..then stops in front opf machine....with the steaming RV behind..]
A candy machine? [reads machine]
LIFT CLOTH AND REVEAL THE AMAZING CANDY MACHINE! INSERT $0.50 AND PLAY UNTIL YOU WIN!
[thinks.......]Okay.
[pulls back cloth]
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[A cloud of black looms inside the machine, as a million flies loom about above they're feast.]
What the mother nun is in there!?
[Kicking the machine angrily and disguted like...Robin reveals the truth]
A 10 YEAR OLD PORTER HOUSE!?
........
THAT must be worth like...A MILLION DOLLARS!
[inserts money and begins to play, listening to the retarded happy music, as the claw swings through the black cloud of flies.]
I think I've got it!
[mashing the button, the claw open and dives, then grasps something that Robin can't see. It retracts, and swings over to the winners tray.]
Well, they say, play till' you win...I must of got something!
[foolishly, Robin insert his hand into the flap, releasing not only the smell of death...but...THE FLIES!!]
OMG!!!! OMG!!!! OMG!!! IT'S A LORD OF THE FLIES AMBUSH!!!! SAFE ME ELDERLY!!!
[Robin screams as he runs from the assault of the black wavering mass]
*predator walks up to utora*
i dont talk much
[waves flies away and scratches nose] Ya. I know. Pity eh?
COCNUTS!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts...
i have no fansOriginally posted by Sombolia
So who's a Dan fan, ladies?
Excuuuuse me? I'm your number one fan.
oh yeah!
*slaps self*
anyone else?
Merra's Sierria and Nalinda are too I think. Official fans.
What do you want me to do? Jeez. Lol.
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