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Good lord, I think I'm going to throw up.

DDR meets The Lion King makes me want to die.

DDR meeting anything but a baseball bat makes me want to die, though.

I'm going to remix Dance Dance...

First, I think I should say thanks to everybody for your positive responses, and second, I'm glad I posted what I did because I seem to have given a little bit of a voice to the others who also felt...

For the simple sake of playing Devil's advocate, and in keeping with my tradition of being "That guy everyone hates" (or at least "That guy who always disagrees with everyone and never agrees with...

Got some new ones everybody.

Me in the dorm.

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The face you...

Atheist.

(Is it just me, or have all the Atheists/Agnostics before me made one-word replies whereas most others have had much more to say about their response? Oh well. It's a moot point now;...

Oh, totally. I feel your pain-- I've -never- found one.

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-Politics & Religion-

Do you believe in God?: No

Do you believe in Abortion?: Not...really, I guess.

Do you believe in...

First Name: Cole

Screen Name (s): Jazon, TurquoiseSeventy, XQZKIVR
Email: jazonhyena@hotmail.com
Nicknames?: TurkeySandwich

Birth date: July 5th 1986
Gender: Male

Ethnic Background:...

No, don't worry, you're not sounding like those people. They tend not to have -anything- to say about it.

And yeah, your advice is sound. I've taken it from myself as well; believe me, I'm able...

Yeah, it is sad, I agree. And yeah, I do deserve better than her. The fun part is that, no matter what I deserve and what she deserves, and what should and shouldn't be, I don't -get- any better...

Not to be even more depressing, but uh, the thing is, I haven't. I'm still not over it, even though it's been a year and a month. I don't -cry- over it anymore, but I'm definitely not over it.

Well, that's a bit of a muddy matter. I used to be into the furry community pretty hardcore, but I only made a precious few friends from it. The rest of my experience was...less than good. Most of...

Well, I thank you guys for your support, but I certainly didn't mean to get anyone -else- depressed. It's been a while and I've gained a lot of perspective on it. I thank my lucky stars that it's...

Utora brings up a good point; I know I already posted a page or two back there, but I have to say I forgot something.

Religion. I can't date someone who's religious. I'm far too passionate and...

Well, I'm going to go out on a limb here.

My love life has been nothing but crap since I started.

Interesting: I was once dumped on Valentine's Day, and she sent me an elaborate anime picture...

Please don't say that; it scares me.

But yes, I would probably rather spend an afternoon roleplaying as a hyena with my loved one than rolling around on the couch with her.

In that sense, I am...

I don't ask for a -ton- in the way of personality; I merely hope for someone who will put up with my sexual oddities (better not to talk about them here; suffice it to say, Jazon likes cartoon hyenas...

I'mna hafta agree with John. You can't do anything about him; he's in office. If it makes you feel bad, just remind yourself he's leaving in another two years.

Oh, I also love how, once I join...

:ayecapn: Much obliged, friend. Just doing my self-appointed duty.




S'true. Resident internet funnyman Seanbaby (seanbaby.com) got a visit from some FBI dudes after making a joke involving...

Ooh! Ooh! I have one!

Senator one: Knock, knock!

Senator two: Who's there?

Senator one: Internet political humor.

Senator two: Internet political humor, who?

Don't worry about it, I hate almost EVERYONE's bands.

XD THAT IS AWESOME.

I definitely like what Nirvana songs I've heard, so...cool beans.

U.U nope, can't say I do. Oh, wait, well I have TLK 1 1/2 on DVD. My evil ex sent it to me as a gift when we were still going out. I don't know what other hyena stuff they -make-.

I think Disney could make it up to me with a TLK spinoff movie all about the hyenas. Or they could release a remastered version of TLK in which Scar doesn't get to needlessly murder one of his...

Yeah...furries and I...don't get along well X)

Considering I used to be one pretty hardcore...meh. I just don't see the appeal in creating a lifestyle around a single fantastical idea.

Think...