^ secretly gives coffee to kids right before nap time at local daycare centers.
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^ secretly gives coffee to kids right before nap time at local daycare centers.
^ now has a mohawk cut
^ Is planning to shave her head and dye it blue
^ Comes once a week to mow the lawns and clean the pool
^ comes once a week to eat the lawn
^ sits and eats the legs of gingerbread men all day every day
^fights aliens at night, in a leotard
^ is really lady gaga
^ is really Josh Groban in disguise
^ has bought a bottle shop and only now sells expensive red wine and hot chips
^ sells missiles to kids
^ sucks the chocolate off choc coated sultanas before they are bagged
lol.. I'm here !
^ Is now teaching penguins how to make slurpees
^ Doesn't really think that's a lie. :p
^ Wants us all to think she didn't teach cool tricks to those animals she played with
^ snorts washing powder
^ Rides a rocking horse on wheels to work
^ Dances every morning to the song "King of Disco" by Akcent
^ lives his life as though he is Akcent