The Corrupt Your Wish Game

^ Granted, but you have to do it in handstand mode

i wish i wasnt awake

^ Granted, you now sleep from 11pm to 7am every night

I wish I had a more interesting job

^ Granted, but your job turns twice as boring.

I wish I could move to a warmer climate.

Granted, but you spend all your time and life coating yourself in sunblock

I wish there were new episodes of Big Bang Theory.

Granted, but Sheldon leaves the show.

I wish funeral directors were more intelligent

Granted, they're cunning enough to swindle you out of your cash

I wish dinner would hurry up and cook itself D:

Granted. But it is not cooked properly.

I wish I didn't just eat half of a large pizza.

Granted, now you bend over too quickly and throw up


I wish it wasn't raining.

Granted. But now it is so hot outside it is even too hot in the shade and no wind.

I wish I could travel the world.

^ Granted, you are convicted of crimes in China and deported

I wish time would slow down between 5pm and midnight

Granted. But time speeds up at a equal rate between midnight and 8am.

I wish I had a tattoo of a tiger.

Granted, but you sneezed while he tattooing and it looks like a carpet with a bump in middle


I wish my room would clean itself.

^ Granted, it cleans itself of everything, including you


I wish I could play old-fashioned organ music :)

Granted, but you get busted for noise pollution.

I wish I could rememebr how to use a music program.

Granted, but its incompatible with your mdoern operating system

I wish I had cheat codes for the world :lol:

Granted. But they are outdated.

I wish I could be in NYC now and didn't have to wait till tomorrow to leave.

Granted, you get mugged


I wish my stomach didn't feel like it was being jabbed with knives right now

Granted, now your stomach disapears forever.

WIsh I didn't have to get out of bed.

^ Granted, but you have to pee in a bowl. :haha:

I wish I could sleep for longer than the 7 hours ahead of me

Granted. Hits you over head with rubber hammer :lalala:


I wish my teeth didn't hurt when I clean them.