The Corrupt Your Wish Game

Granted, but it's contaminated with lagoon bacterium :p

I wish I had a hammock :diva:

Granted. But it is made from a very thin twine and breaks as soon as you lay on it.

I wish I could live on a cruise boat.

granted. Turns you into an oyster

I wish I could have some strawberries to eat.

^ Granted, they're rotten


EDIT: dammit >.>


I wish I could live in the woods tax-free

tsk a dammit :lol:

Granted. You are now a homeless persona dn can live where you want.

Wish the water in the pool was heaps warmer.

^ Granted, it scalds you

I wish I could shred like a pro

Granted, but you have no strings left


I wish I could wear a toe ring.

^ Granted, it's a tag holder, and you are the corpse it identifies :evilgrin:


I wish I was rich :lalala:

Granted, then you loose it all in an offshore tax evasions scheme


I wish I had a tv in my room.

^ Granted, it only shows the televangelist channel

I wish *mumble mumble mumble*

Granted, now you can yell it out loud for all to hear :lalala:


I wish for an unblocked nose.

^ Granted, but you have a nose thats too big to block :lol:

I wish *something ridiculous*

Granted. You are now the sole red smartie in a bag of blue ones

I wish for more new episodes of Top Gear .

Granted, but the presenters can't really be bothered and just turn up for the money.

I wish I could be sitting by a pool in a warm country, with a glass of champagne and no need to worry about work or money. :cool:

^ Granted, you're in Australia, where organisms the size of gnats carry enough venom to take down 3 elephants

I wish I lived closer to my gf

Granted, you now live in her letterbox

I wish I had an electric blanket.

Granted. But it doesn't work properly.

I wish I had a chocolate bar.

Granted, its white chocolate :ohno:

I wish I had moar toast

Granted. But it is burnt.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of ice cream.

Granted. but your freezer stops working and it melts and you have to eat by sucking thru a straw.

Wish I could beat my hula hoop score on wii :lalala: