The Corrupt Your Wish Game

Granted, but you have to dig up spuds all day and night


I wish I could have a ride on an elephant.

Granted. But the elephant has really bad bouts of diarrhea the whole time.

I wish I could finally get my room clean.

Granted, it all gets sucked up the vacumn cleaner, which then explodes

Wish someone would bring me breakfast in bed.

Granted, it's because you get fired


I wish I didn't wanna put my fist through the wall lol

Granted. Now you want to put your fist through your computer screen.

I wish I could lose 60 pounds of weight.

Granted, you now want to put on twice the amount

I wish this mouth ulcer would f*ck off

^ Granted, it goes outward instead and become a huge spot that doesn't go away.

I wish I could control time

Granted, stomps on your watch and clock and it stands still


I wish I could stop these butterflys in my tummy

Granted, but they've now been replaced by giant atlas moths

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I wish I had a decent mandolin xp

Granted. But you can't afford all the payments for it and it is repossessed because it is made of gold.

I wish I had some really good fish and chips.

Granted, they're so fresh they're raw, enjoy!

I wish I had infinite quiche

granted, But it is made with crocodile eggs, cheese made from lion milk and meat from meerkats. Enjoy.

I wish I would receive a random text message from somebody saying something about kovu.

Granted, it's about how much they hate kovu, with a pic of him being chainsawed in the face attached

I wish I was tired :thinks:

Granted. But you post something in the avatar caption thread that makes everybody go "What?!"


I wish I was able to continue holding my kovu obsession in a little longer and not have it all come out at once.

Granted, but it consumes you and you wake up in TLK:SP

I wish I didn't get hungry at this hour

Granted. But you wake up five hours later hungry

I wish I had a pepperoni pizza.

Granted. But it's not deep pan..:evilgrin:


I wish I could sleeeeeep fffffffuuu :yuck:

Granted. But you sleep for two hours and wake right back up

I wish I had a rueben sandwich with fresh french fries.

Granted..but Rueben is still alive :mufasaworried:

I wish I had infinite monies :lalala:

Granted. But the world economy collapses and the world blames you for your accumulative wealth

I wish I had a platter of steamed shrimp