^ gives sugar cubes to little kids on the street while the parents aren't looking.
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^ gives sugar cubes to little kids on the street while the parents aren't looking.
^ now wears flashng neon colours around his glasses.
^ throws handfuls of glitter into the air every night at midnight shouting " It's raining".
^ Is really my grandad in disguise.
^ is in the process of converting her pool into a cranberry bog
( lol I <3 cranberry juice)
^ Likes to dress as the Nutcracker each christmas.
^ gives laxatives to all the "trick or treaters" that come to her door.
^ Goes to kareoke Bars and sings 'My Heart Will Go On'
^ hunts kangaroos for her special kangaroo curry
:lol:
^ Has dyed his hair and moustache white in prep for playing santa claus.
^ collects empty vodka bottles and fills them with water. After that, sells them to tourists.
^ Is always there selling bags of spicy nuts to go with the 'vodka'.
^ collects postcards by sending them to herself from every place she visits
^ throws pennies at people that don't give her money when she is busking.
^ :lol: makes his own wine, but never takes off his socks when squashing the grapes.
^ doesn't realize my wine is called "Sock Wine" for a reason.
^ Never strains the wine before he bottles it to collect the loose cotton threads.
^ stands in the dairy aisle in the grocery store shaking a carton of milk shouting "I am making a milkshake".
:lol:
^ opens bags of chocolate sultanas, sucks off the chocolate and puts bags back on the shelf.
^ puts out a "life size" yard ornament of Santa in a speedo every year for the Christmas season.
^ Has pet llamas in his bedroom.
^ walks around with a pretend horse on a stick between legs and yells "mush" whenever anybody gets to close!
^ Throws Milo out of her bedroom window at kids passing by on their way to school.
^ tortures kittens with mini green knit caps.
^ Has a surfboard in his bath pretending to be an aussie.
Switches the labels on the hot sauce and ketchup in the grocery store.
^ Opens bags of frozen peas and throws them down the aisles yelling ' run for your life'.
:lol:
^ throws frozen carrots at me while I throw the peas shouting "No. You run".
^ Sneaks into the fizzy drink aisle and shakes the bottles of lemonade before playing spin the bottle with them.
^ Keeps bizarre arrangements made out of hummingbird's wings around their home.
^ hunts elephants by throwing peanut butter cookies at them.
^ Sends me fresh american strawberries each week with a sign 'Do not eat' on them.
^ sends me homemade jams in return with my 'Do not eat' sign attached.
^ Just jumped out of my birthday cake shouting ' Look who's laughing now "
^ owns and operates a year round ski resort
^ Is actually Santa Clause.
^ Likes to stand there each morning and brush his santa beard and then sprinkle glitter all over it.
^helps kasei with said combing ritual.
:psst:
^ Drives a bright purple car with the muic turned up loud so everyone can hear you listening to Celine Dion singing along.
^ Borrowed all my Enya and Pink CDs, leaving me with just Celine Dion.