Came from under my bed
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Came from under my bed
Eats Lamp Bulbs
doesn't like motorbikes at all and throwen everything in rubbish and prefes to walk everywhere, while spitting watermelon seeds at old ladies:hugs:
Walks around barefoot on top of frail, old ladies whilst eating watermelon.
Likes watching Safila do so
spends all her free time watching things happening in australia when she should be out in the fields looking after the goats and sheep
Ate all my goats and sheep thus rendering my looking-after abilities meaningless.
has turned vegetarian after eating poisonous meat, last seen scoffing down dandelions weeds, thistles and mushrooms and looking for a place to unload all the fibre.
Has just been hired as a tobacco lobyist to encourage young ones to start smoking.
Has just spent last 2 days getting tattoo removed cause his mum didnt like the colour, and replaced it with large multi coloured tattoo saying "safila is thy goddess" also with sparklers surrounding the words.
Has just signed a deal with the sparkler company to give children at schools free tattoos that say: "safila is thy goddess".
Is Very unhappy that this had made the 102nd page. As we speak, he kills Old Man Smitherson. D:
Love Boney M and from South Los Angeles
Can not speak a single word of english
Is moving to Australia so he can learn how to play his plastic digereroo properly and learn how to cook pavlova =]
Is moving to America to compete in the hot dog eating contest followed by a chili pepper eating contest.
Is NOT Lionloversam, but a parasite in his brain who his killed Him. He wishes to kill us too, Haleo is just the only one to have caught on.
Haleo murdered 8 billion trillion people. As a punishment, she was shrunk to the size of a grapefruit and imprisoned in a bass guitar for all eternity by the sun god Ra.
Monai wanted the screen name "Money" but chose monai as a cover so people would not constantly ask him for loans and not pay him back.
Got 2nd tattoo, but spelt safila and goddess wrong on it, so is reading thru dictionaries to see what it can be changed to.