^ secretly gives coffee to kids right before nap time at local daycare centers.
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^ secretly gives coffee to kids right before nap time at local daycare centers.
^ now has a mohawk cut
^ Is planning to shave her head and dye it blue
^ Comes once a week to mow the lawns and clean the pool
^ comes once a week to eat the lawn
^ sits and eats the legs of gingerbread men all day every day
^fights aliens at night, in a leotard
^ is really lady gaga
^ is really Josh Groban in disguise
^ has bought a bottle shop and only now sells expensive red wine and hot chips
^ sells missiles to kids
^ sucks the chocolate off choc coated sultanas before they are bagged
^According to this...
Josh, dear, I think we need to talk. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by lionloversam
lol.. I'm here !
^ Is now teaching penguins how to make slurpees
^ Doesn't really think that's a lie. :p
^ Wants us all to think she didn't teach cool tricks to those animals she played with
^ snorts washing powder
^ Rides a rocking horse on wheels to work
^ Dances every morning to the song "King of Disco" by Akcent
^ lives his life as though he is Akcent
^ Enjoys a lovely bowl of nails from time to time.
^ Is secretly Lady Gaga
^ Is Eric Northman.
^secretly hates Simba and has her entire bedroom as a dedicated "Kovu Harem".
^ hides in supermarkets shaking the bottles of coke
Puts hair clips on every flower she sees.
^ has thrown out her bed and now sleeps in a hammock
^ has filled in her pool with dirt in order to build a football field.
^ Is making too much noise outside my bedroom window running around on the football field shouting " I've won, I've won"
^ is planning to eat her dog after it is fully grown.
(^ oooh smacks you XD)
Is going to be my housemaid for a year for work experience for free.
^ is paying for my flight to Australia and is providing free room, board and medical.
^ Is also going to be the pool boy, gardener and puppy poo scooper upper
^ has chosen to play the saxophone instead of the guitar.
Throws waterbombs at old ladies crossing the street.
^ jumps in front of the water bombs shouting "no".
^ PLays gridiron 6 days a week.
^ Secretly has the phone number and address of every Lea member. D:
^ is secretly a 50 year old fisherman from Oslo, Norway.
^ likes to eat hundred and thousands covered in yoghurt.