The Corrupt Your Wish Game

^ Granted, but you have to do it in handstand mode

i wish i wasnt awake

^ Granted, you now sleep from 11pm to 7am every night

I wish I had a more interesting job

^ Granted, but your job turns twice as boring.

I wish I could move to a warmer climate.

Granted, but you spend all your time and life coating yourself in sunblock

I wish there were new episodes of Big Bang Theory.

Granted, but Sheldon leaves the show.

I wish funeral directors were more intelligent

Granted, they're cunning enough to swindle you out of your cash

I wish dinner would hurry up and cook itself D:

Granted. But it is not cooked properly.

I wish I didn't just eat half of a large pizza.

Granted, now you bend over too quickly and throw up


I wish it wasn't raining.

Granted. But now it is so hot outside it is even too hot in the shade and no wind.

I wish I could travel the world.

^ Granted, you are convicted of crimes in China and deported

I wish time would slow down between 5pm and midnight

Granted. But time speeds up at a equal rate between midnight and 8am.

I wish I had a tattoo of a tiger.

Granted, but you sneezed while he tattooing and it looks like a carpet with a bump in middle


I wish my room would clean itself.

^ Granted, it cleans itself of everything, including you


I wish I could play old-fashioned organ music :)

Granted, but you get busted for noise pollution.

I wish I could rememebr how to use a music program.

Granted, but its incompatible with your mdoern operating system

I wish I had cheat codes for the world :lol:

Granted. But they are outdated.

I wish I could be in NYC now and didn't have to wait till tomorrow to leave.

Granted, you get mugged


I wish my stomach didn't feel like it was being jabbed with knives right now

Granted, now your stomach disapears forever.

WIsh I didn't have to get out of bed.

^ Granted, but you have to pee in a bowl. :haha:

I wish I could sleep for longer than the 7 hours ahead of me

Granted. Hits you over head with rubber hammer :lalala:


I wish my teeth didn't hurt when I clean them.

^ Granted, now they fall out so you dont need to clean them

I wish my angry stomach wasn't keeping me uuup :shouts:

Granted. Now your big toes throb and twitch


I wish I could get these stupid chords right.

Granted, but they're Ebdim7 :mufasaworried:

I wish I wasn't sleeeeeeeepy :zzz:

Granted, you now stay up for 236 consecutive hours

I wish I wasn't ill...

Granted, now you have to swim to NZ and back to show how fit you are.

I wish the sun would hurry up and come out.

(Why would I bother swimming to NZ when I could just stop off at the Sunshine Coast? ;))

Granted, it stays out all night and keeps you awake

I wish my work computer wasn't so rubbish

Granted, you no longer have a computer at all

I wish no one would corrupt my wishes

Granted, now you sit there bored watching you toenails grow upside down.

I wish someone would bring me breakfast in bed.

Granted, it is a crust of bread and a cup of water.

I wish I could go back to NYC.

Granted. But you stuck up in atree for the whole time.


I wish someone would go to work for me today so I could stay home.

^ Granted, but they do your job really crappily and you lose it

I wish I could stay up for the next 20 hours without dying of tiredness.

Granted, you never sleep ever

I wish I could sleep atm :lol:

^ granted, but you never wake up.

I wish I could fly

^ Granted, but your wings decide where you go

I wish I could play guitar like a pro

^granted, but nobody likes the music that you play anyway

I wish dragons were real! :D

Granted. But your "village" gets completely destroyed by one

I wish I could go back to Israel for another sightseeing trip.

Granted, but you end up in the West Bank

I wish nobody wore clothes :haha:

Granted. Now you go blind


Wish someone would take my place busking in 6 degrees in morning.

(I'll just have to feel my way around then... :haha:)

Granted, I take your place, and all your money :D

I wish zombies were easier to kill...

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Wide Eyed Wanderer

Granted, but you end up in the West Bank

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I hear the West Bank is very nice this time of year. I'll take a visit there. I was actually in the WB part, maybe close to half, of the time I was there.

^Granted. But, now it is so easy the zombies are not even fighting back. They are actually begging to be killed.

I wish I could go to the West Bank and visit all the sights there.