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Stroller: take baby out before collapsing stroller
"Orange clean" car-cleaning fluid: do not drink
Barbie commercial: dolls don't walk and talk on their own.
Popsicle: THIS PRODUCT IS EXTREMELY COLD.
EDITED TO ADD: Ford Explorer '94 manual: Not to be used as ambulance
Giant Alarm Clock: Warning clock WILL wake you up
I saw this somewhere...
PERSON #1: "Maybe it ISN'T lust. Maybe he really does LOVE her...what Disney channel are you watching?":lol:
a man goes into a bar and goes "Pint of bitter please, barman"
the barman replies "no, i'm not serving you. You're drunk. Get out", to which, the drunk man goes out of the pub
5 minutes later, the man goes into the bar and goes "Pint of bitter please, barman"
the barman replies "no, i'm not serving you. You're drunk. Get out", so, the drunk man goes out.
5 minutes later, the man goes into the bar and goes "Pint of bitter please, barman"
the barman replies "no, i'm not serving you. You're drunk. Get out"
he goes out.
5 minutes later, the man goes into the bar and goes "Pint of bitter please, barman"
the barman replies "no, i'm not serving you. You're drunk. Get out"
The man Replies "Do you own all the pubs around here?"
This time, I've got stupid laws! (and yes, these actually exist, or existed at some point in time).
If an animal control officer is in uniform, it signifies to the public that he is an animal control officer.
Owners of flamingos may not bring their pets into barber shops.
Anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it runs out.
It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 on Sunday.
The detonation of a nuclear device within city limits will result in a $500 fine.
It is illegal to shower naked.
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.
These two made me laugh out loud! :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Sombolia
The detonation of a nuclear device within city limits will result in a $500 fine.
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
In Florida, it is illegal to chain your pet ailgator to fire hydrants.
In Chicago, it is illegal to bring giraffes indoors.
i forget where i saw this one, but it said something like: "It is illegal to give alcohol do the animals at the local zoo." :p
:lol:Quote:
Originally posted by IchLiebeNALA
a man goes into a bar and goes "Pint of bitter please, barman"
the barman replies "no, i'm not serving you. You're drunk. Get out", to which, the drunk man goes out of the pub
5 minutes later, the man goes into the bar and goes "Pint of bitter please, barman"
the barman replies "no, i'm not serving you. You're drunk. Get out", so, the drunk man goes out.
5 minutes later, the man goes into the bar and goes "Pint of bitter please, barman"
the barman replies "no, i'm not serving you. You're drunk. Get out"
he goes out.
5 minutes later, the man goes into the bar and goes "Pint of bitter please, barman"
the barman replies "no, i'm not serving you. You're drunk. Get out"
The man Replies "Do you own all the pubs around here?"
Kind of reminds me of the drunk guys walking up and down the street at night :p
Double-post :p
Yo momma's teeth so yellow I Can't Believe It's Not Butter :p
Weird laws.
British Columbia, Canada .. It is illegal to kill a sasquatch
Alberta, Canada .. If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town.
Uxbridge, Canada .. Residents are not allowed to have an Internet connection faster than 56k
Alabama
* It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
* Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
* It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
California
* Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
* Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
* Bathhouses are against the law. [Get the full text of this law.]
* It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
* Women may not drive in a house coat.
Florida
* Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
* A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
* If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
* It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
* Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
* Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
* It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
* When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
Kansas
* Prohibits shooting rabbits from a motorboat.
Louisiana
* It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
Indiana
* It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks.
* Liquor stores may not sell milk.
Michigan
* You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan.
Nebraska
* It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
New York
* A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
* It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
* A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.
* The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
North Dakota
* Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.
* It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
Ohio
* It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
* It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
Pennsylvania
* A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.
Texas
* It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
* It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.
* It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
* It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
* A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
* The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
Wisconsin
* You must manually flush all urinals in a building.
* Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.
Australia
* Children may not purchase cigarettes, but can smoke them.
* You may never leave your car keys in an unattended vehicle.
* It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burglar.
* It is illegal to read someone's tarot, or give them a psychic reading as these are forms of witchcraft.
* Under Australian Communications Authority (ACA) regulations, your modem can't pick up on the first ring. If it does the ACA permit for your modem is invalid and there's a $12000 fine. - Telecommunications Act 1991.
England
* Those wishing to use a television must apply for a license.
* It is illegal to leave baggage unattended.
* Picking up abandoned baggage is as act of terrorism.
France
* Between the hours of 8AM and 8PM, 70% of the music in the radio must be by French composers.
Thailand
* It is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear.
* You must wear a shirt while driving a car.
* You must pay a fine of $600 in Thailand if you're caught throwing away chewed bubblegum on the sidewalk. If you do not pay the fine, you are jailed.
* No one may step on any of the nation's currency.
http://www.md.lp.org/weird_laws.html
:lol: awesomeness Naf, very funny :D :cheese:
Thats assome, thanks for the nut shell nafklt.
:lol:
Seems my state is the only one that doesn't carry out unusual laws :p
What's weird about that? If you leave it unattended, sure, you know what's in it, but others don't. As far as anyone else is concerned it could well be a Hydrogen bomb. Oh and before anyone says so, I'm not offended by it, merely confused.Quote:
Originally posted by nafklt
It is illegal to leave baggage unattended.
:lol: Okay, 'cuase I thought you were :p
What do you call a black pilot?
A pilot you racist bastards!!!
:lol: Okaaaay :p
I really think we need to re-life this topic.
Boy (Talk to a red hair girl): Wow, you're acting like a dumb blonde
Girl: Sorry??? My hair color is red!.
There's two people you gonna lie in this world.
Cops, and your wife.
There where 2 men, one was drinking battery acid and one was firing fireworks. A policeman caught them, He charged one man and the other man got let off.