I am not a woman!!!...:grrr:
Hasira is my slave who does whatever I say...:diva:
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I am not a woman!!!...:grrr:
Hasira is my slave who does whatever I say...:diva:
I am a slave to no one! NO ONE! :grrr: :lol:
SM loves all that is dull and boring. :p
I am not an actress!..:grrr:
Hasari should stop spreading rumors that I am an actress!..:p
Marasa should stop believing the rumors!...
This is the lie thread so I shouldn't stop spreading rumours. :hmm:
Bones are in no way boring. :D
Roog is though. :p
HK thinks Gerard Butler is a real butler and has him trapped in her pantry folding napkins
:lol: Oh if only. ;) I love him.
SM enjoys the smell of burnt popcorn.
/^/ Owns 1 billion-gazillion cats, 3 bionic zombies, and is overstocked with falling chandeliers ...
^ raises adorable little woodland critters and then EATS THEM!!!!
BUAHAAAHAAAHAAA!
/^/ Is an 85-year-old woman that drinks prune juice and smells like Pledge...
that's LEMON pledge to you, whipper-snapper! http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h3...ming/whyme.jpg sheesh! kids these days!
Sonique is really a 12-year-old monkey-trainer in outer mongolia and lives on nothing but boiled peanuts, orange-flavoured sheep-cheese, and diet shasta.
Can you really boil peanuts?
Marasa is the arch angel sent to Earth to tell me that I forgot my wallet on the bus...How nice...:kiss:
/^/ Has a Ferrari 612 Scaglietti that he runs people over with...
Man...I wish!...:D
Sonique is actually my cousin of the same name...:D
roog has no human relatives...because he is from a different species
Marasa has no brains!...Because she's from a different species!!!...:grrr:...Gawd, i suck!
/^/ Is pregnant with my baby. :o
Is our hired Maid....:D
Hey!...I am a virgin!...:grrr:
Knows that i will be wearing white and is my Maid of honor!
You know those stringy bits on the side of the banana that you can never bring yourself to eat. Well Roog only eats these bits out of the whole banana!
You know the mushy bits on an apple after it's sat around for awhile? Kapasa is those bits.